fireyalex

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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Siffrin for the character opinion bingo!

i am . incredibly normal about siffrin /lie (don't look at my blog or my kin list /silly)

there are so many thoughts i have about this guy that it makes my brain explode, i don't like just how Me they are. like literally right down to my gender/sexual identity

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*gasping for breath* WATERR..!

*gets handed water*

*sparkling*.

EWWWWWW

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

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any of you guys got a lighter i could borrow mines dead

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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ArtFight manifestations:

I WILL forget what the sun looks like

I WILL develop carpal tunnel

I WILL achieve my 115 attack goal

I WILL forget how to eat

I WILL fuck up my sleep schedule more than I already have

I WILL NOT prioritize finishing character descriptions

I WILL NOT forget to comment on every art piece I receive <3

I WILL NOT stay focused on remembering to bookmark and add characters to my discord

I WILL NOT remember all the characters I need to add

I WILL NOT touch grass during the month

[fireyalex]

weirdly enchanted by this

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my new snax.... ibugprofen

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concept: bootleg copies of memes

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Tenner

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so many very slender tennas out there when there's an absolutely delicious excuse for drawing him bigger. he's an old CRT for goodness sake have you SEEN how chunky those things are. he's no flat screen tv. give the poor guy some GIRTH. he needs room for all the deflecting coils and electron guns and fans and heaters and stuff. also do it for me #freaktown