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how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
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My people has made their wish clear, so here I’m.
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it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me
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strong, confident, and stupid is the total package in a woman if i’m being honest
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What We Do in the Shadows really picked the funniest possible week to say 'killing rich corporate executives is sometimes the most moral choice'
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I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying
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the ceaseless watcher needs to rest its eyes just for a minute just for a little bit
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can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner
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