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Anyone wanna like... pretend be a family with me and go grocery shopping? I need to go buy some yogurt, but I'm too lazy... Oh fuck and some granola bars, the nature valley kind! The green ones...

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seduce me with your book collection

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There is nothing worse than wanting to go home, but not knowing where that is anymore.

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huh why don't i feel so good *remembers the curse on my bloodline* ohhhhhh

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I just need some fucking romance in my life.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don't need to wait until there's a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.

Get up and do it now.

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Full offense but if you are biphobic get the fuck out of my blog.

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i pledge allegiance to the national flag of my country:

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finally I got them all

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Remember how we were little and we loved pink and Barbie and dolls and princesses?

Remember how we got old enough to realize that people were making fun of us and not enough people told us to ignore them so we got embarrassed and we hated ourselves. Pink was our least favorite color until perhaps recently when we were neutral towards it at best.

But something in us changed when we decided we needed to see Barbie (2023). The women and girls I saw wearing their best pinks today. I purposely bought MYSELF something pink for the first time I can remember.

We’re giving ourselves the freedom we took away.

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omg, these lines 😭

IM IN LOVE! 😍

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I made the beautiful mistake of reading the bonus chapter of The Love Hypothesis (chapter 16, Adam's POV) and now I can't breath akjsgdbd

Like the line -

Is there something you need? Name it. It’s yours. If I have it, it’s yours.

🤌🏼✨

Adam Carlsen, my man, you have my whole heart

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Olive: Crushes are the worst.

Adam: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Olive: Haha but you always act stupid!

Adam: ...please don’t think about that too hard.