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well that ended...weird.

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how we feeling folks

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Satan low fat percentage.

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if is see another blitzo is a working class hero tweet it be too soon. he's not.

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“…Do you ever just —- not yell? I sympathize your vocal cords…” Unprompted

"I had therapy, that was the old me."

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read a fun fact that before being human, adam was image of god and this fun fafnci explored that and adam became this evangalion kauji that not even lucifer could stop and it was fun.

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Satan has a farm.

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i think adam should have a reset setting like he and eve are the only humans who didn't come with their personality installed. like if he dies he should reset his entire self back to default factory setting and it unnerves everyone.

like he's so pure of heart that its physically painful for demons to touch him. or be near him. like that pure, the perfect human god once envisioned.

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satan in his big form [always] holding stolas tiny fluff baby.

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every new generation of goetia demons and heirs eventually will meet Satan. the de facto ruler of hell.

every name recorded, though Satan is a bit annoyed that Paimon fucked so much.

in any case, imagine like kiddy Stolas being held by Satan who is good with kids but will hold everything you did as a kid against you when their grown.

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do you think its weird that emily didn't know about the purges considering she's a seraph?

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unhealthy power dynamics in real life? no.

unhealthy power dynamics in fiction , yes!

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Satan can get mad at Lucifer.

Satan can get mad at Lilith if he ever finds out she betrayed hell just to get a attempted tan at the heaven beach.

but he won't ever get mad at charlie. unless she says something stupid.

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Satan was sent by Ozzie the website for bad dragons and his therapist had to do alot of work that day.

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i don't actually care about the stolas and blitzo relationship i just want to see stella living her best life.

to be fair what stolas did was illegal, very very illegal. it doens't matter if it was done because he was thinking with his dick or not.

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I think satan can see some parts of himself in stella tbh with how out there she is with her anger

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the more i think about it the more i know stella would be a top favorite if she wasn't in the way of a gay ship. like literally.