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A very silly little fic featuring Karlach and Astarion.

Inspired by @lightmare000 and all the beautiful Hellspawn fanart they do.

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A different ending

(A special request from Taru🐳!)

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Costume. Chitons.

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Me and my dear friends CitrusKatz and @theproverbialpen dressed up like we are traipsing around Greek Mythology

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Down bad Royal and Oblivious Knight.

Royal: Take me, good knight! Take me now!

Knight: *kneels* Of course, my liege!

Royal: Really?!

Knight: *stands to full height and looms over the Royal* I am your sworn sword. Command me.

Royal: *various pathetic, horny noises*

Knight: Where would you like me to take you?

Royal: what

Knight: To the gardens? To the woods? Perhaps a trip to town?

Royal: …

Knight: Take your time deciding! I’ll get the horses ready! See you at the stables, my liege!

Royal: *stares in forlorn sexual frustration*

I always love it when the person in the position of power is the pathetic one.

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Armored breastplate crafted by Filippo Negroli (fl.1532-51), made of metal. Currently part of the collection at the Museo Nazionale del Bargello, Florence, Italy.

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Sometimes a prince/ss just wants to go for a pensive night stroll around the rose garden🙄🙄,, but noooo, their knight is always talking on and on about how 'It's forbidden to leave your chambers after 10PM' and how it's 'dangerous to walk unaccompanied while dark' 🙄🙄 so they have to take his hand and hold it the entire time they're out 🙄🙄, and somehow it always ends with their knight bending them over the archway bench and taking them🙄🙄, AND somehow he has the audacity to claim the 'fresh air does things to his head' 🙄🙄

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This is me and my wife.

i want him i want him i want him

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Posted a little treat over here

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zelda 2 lore

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x

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Baby is ace and his pronouns are “Done with/This shit”

He constantly complaining: “Really?! Right in front of my water bottle?”

I just watched Kpop Demon hunters and I gotta say it hilarious how quickly Baby Saja basically became perpetually the third or fourth wheel for every canon and fanon ship.

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Superman (2025) // The Boys (2019 - )

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Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"

SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art

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things I would do if you're a nsfw/kink creative now because I've been eerily prescient about every single wave:

a) get a personal site with your own domain you own. now. not a carrd or third party squarespace. not next week. now. get it online with ugly-ass html but get your links there.

b) if you have the money: join one or multiple of eff.org / cbldf.org / freespeechcoalition.com

partly because they're actively fighting this, partly because they have members-only Lawyers You Might Need. Hint. Hint. Canary.

c) Write Down Those Lawyer Contact Numbers in meatspace. phone number of a real human being especially on paper, On You.

I have been in contact with lawyers for a few months now as my doujin circle knows. this should be telling you Many Things.

d) www.ecrater.com is where i'm going to be tentatively testing a shop because i like the fact you can *not* have payment processes and order digital/physical products via purely mail order.

(... be prepared for this to fall through too in the next 1-6 months.)

e) friends and followers of nsfw artists who earn most of their income through it: now's the time to support them. they're going to need the grace and financial flexibility especially mental health wise. domain/shop transfer/refund/therapy bills ain't free.

check in on them, and often.

f) get a VPN, use it daily to acclimatize, have them on your hard drive, several VPN's preferable. this is for the age verification laws coming. Start reading up on secure, privacy-focused infrastructure (prioritize email > website > shop in that order).

eff.org has a *ton* of resources.

g) prepare for discord and tumblr to be hit in the next wave. have alternatives *and actively start using them* if they're mission critical platforms for you.

I've played with matrix though I quite fancy IRC. if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I say these things not to fearmonger but to give yourself the maximum amount of time to prepare. the pendulum *will* swing back. it did with the 80's moral panic. it will for this too.

you just have to outlast the bastards.