firstofalldudes

[firstofalldudes]

well well well i am back! Ask whatever you'd like, I LOVE answering questions :)

[firstofalldudes]

Dog

*proceeds to stare intensely at the picture*

what????

[firstofalldudes]

Do you like the art I made of you and Aspasia? 👉👈

Wow! You're a very skilled artist I see... I love it a lot! (totally not something i do everyday to my dear wife haha😅😅)

Love the notes you put in the artwork too!🤣🤣

[firstofalldudes]

...

why are you like this.

hottie🤤🤤 I MEAN-

yup, i drew him in fishnets AND in platform sandals hehe

also

LOOK CLOSELY HE DOES WEAR PLATFORM SANDALS‼️‼️

AND THEY'RE HEEL STYLED TOO HEELL YEAH‼️ (pun intended)

[firstofalldudes]

Was it so amazing it left you speechless?? Heheh

It's weird is what it is.

WHY WOULD YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT THAT???????

[firstofalldudes]

Sooo, whatcha think? :33

....

Θα το αφήσω ασχολιαστο..

[firstofalldudes]

Oh. Oh...my.....

Nahhhh, biology is for losers and nerdsss

And you need search mpreg on ao3.com

Trust me, it's treasure :3

no it's fucking not??????

and umm, okay..? Kind of getting a weird feeling from that, but sure..

[firstofalldudes]

Nahhhh, biology is for losers and nerdsss

And you need search mpreg on ao3.com

Trust me, it's treasure :3

no it's fucking not??????

and umm, okay..? Kind of getting a weird feeling from that, but sure..

[firstofalldudes]

Someone's being bitchy

Maybe you're missing your man period for this month?

Which could mean only one thing to meeeeeee~

my what.

You're not saying that I'm..... pregnant..? That's not possible! Have you EVER payed attention in biology?!?!

[firstofalldudes]

Nah ah

Yuh huh.

[firstofalldudes]

Maybe you already have one and refuse to admit it~

You're both just two sexually deprived guys after alllllll

w-what now..?

Sexually deprived? How. Dare. You. I'm perfectly fine and these are personal matters!

Behave.

[firstofalldudes]

Με τον Κίμων τι παίζει?? 😏😏😏

πω ρε π*στη μου...

Εμμ..... μία χαρά..;;; Γιατί νομίζετε όλοι σας ότι "τα έχω" μ' αυτόν;;; Σιγά μην κάνω και παιδιά μ' αυτόν τον άθλιο... Ήμαρτον δηλαδή....

[firstofalldudes]

I'm alright, thanks for asking!

Solo quería decirte que eres homosexual.

Oh nice! Glad to know!☺️

Eres un pendejo.

[firstofalldudes]

Hi

Uhh, hi?? How are you, dear?

[firstofalldudes]

Today i learned a certain somebody made a short story of me and Kimon with....sexual tension involved.

you know who you are.

( @whitecat2049 )

[firstofalldudes]

What do you think of Epic the musical?

Okay, well, I LOVE the music, the "easter eggs" , the storyline and the motifs a lot! (I know because OOC made me listen to it...)

From what I heard, it's an ADAPTATION of the Odyssey and from listening I can tell that some things are VERY different, for example: Aeolus being a woman, the existence of the winions, e.t.c.

Overall, I like it a lot! The person behind this must have worked very hard on the music, the lyrics, and also the motifs!

That's all! Good day/night.

[firstofalldudes]

τι στο καλό είναι το google

και ποιος το έφτιαξε;;;

Κι άλλη ερώτηση: Τι είναι το sushi;;;;;