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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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Following up a career and era-defining fantasy franchise leading role with a steadfast commitment to playing weird little freaks.

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im too parasocial rn i need to kill myself or misha collins

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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Fav part of rvb is church barely repressing the VIOLENT homosexual within

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Maybe they could talk about all those things they have in common now.

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All that crap he dumped on me, about protecting Sam, that was his crap. He’s the one who couldn’t protect his family. He’s the one who let Mom die. Who wasn’t there for Sam. I always was. He wasn’t fair! I didn’t deserve what he put on me. And I don’t deserve to go to hell!

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"Well it's 3 AM and I can't sleep, let me do some light reading on wikipedia. Huh, I feel like I've heard about this 'Battle of Suiyang' before, let me check it real quick haha."

Me, roughly 2 hours later:

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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He's saying what we've all been thinking

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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

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Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

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how it feels opening tumblr recently

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(reading through your entire medical history) oh boy. ooooooh mama. not good. and that would have caused... yep. just like i thought. yeesh