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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

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Is gay wrist an advantage or disadvantage in sword fighting technique time-sensitive

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new character mischaracterization; “he would NOT admit he is transgender”

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Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

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first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

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don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes

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the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast

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if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

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everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

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Me, coming out of the room covered in blood: You should see the other guy.

The other guy: *bound, gagged, beaten, and chained to the wall, crying*

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I think cuddling is really cool and I really like it but we need a more badass word for it. gripping. a nonlethal strangle sesh. body choke

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im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny

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wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you

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