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be back in a few days seeya

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gf: *wipes tear off my face* what's this? me thinking: tell her!! just tell her what's wrong!!! burn that bitch ass!!!!! ahhh!!!!! me: salmon. me: salmon? me thinking: great job. perfect. wow.

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my girlfriend always acts like I'm a moron when I talk about gender and transitioning and shit like I just told her I got excited hen I heard someone say "Roman" because I thought they said Rowan which is the name I'm going with right now and she just went "ok?" like ex-fuckin-cuse me for being happy that there was a sliver of a chance someone called me by my preferred name because you never fuckin do no one does no one takes this seriously and I don't wanna deal with it Nymore I'm fuckin done but I don't know what I can do to make people respect me and I just fuck I don't waknac have to break up with her she's my only friend but she doesn't give a shit about who I really am and I hate myself fid being so needy but every time she calls me by my birth name I wanna cry

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Abby what the fuck

Fun Fact: Similar to how a turtle lives in it’s shell and can tuck its entire body inside, a woman actually lives inside her vagina.

It’s time men learned the truth.

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do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realize that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is

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+Size Alternative Fashion 2.0

Hey Fab Bats! A couple months ago I posted a +Size Alt Fashion masterpost that you were SUPER enthusiastic about. Some of you had great off-the-list suggestions, so I thought I’d do a 2.0 for you Bat Babes. I also dug around and included a few more masculine selections. Here’s where the fun is at:

Candy Strike - Indie shop with artistically morbid designs for all sizes. The designer believes in “fearless fashion, smirks and unapologetic displays of style”.

Domino Dollhouse - A wide range of clothing avec class. You can choose between petticoat colors as well.

Hell Bunny - On the Rockin’-that-Psycho Billy side, as most +Alt fashion seems to be, but still incredibly Qute.

Chubby Cartwheels - I LURV the designs going on here. Feeling the space galaxy witch vibe full force. Also the “Diet Industry Dropout” shirt kills.

Hey Viv - Another Retro rollin shop. Only this one’s got a cheeky edge.

Chic Star - A huge array of designs to choose from. You can submit your own style ideas for rewards as well.

Carmakoma - Has an all black section with basics like turtle necks, sheer shirts and leather pants. Just missing a Smiths record and a coffee mug.

Hello Holiday - Fancy-50s-Grunge imo. Mostly simple skirts, dress and lingerie.

Retroscope Fashions - Steampunk attire for Ladies and Gentlemen gifted with acute time traveling skills! Grab your mustaches and place a custom order for larger sizes! Quite the extraordinary!

Gentelman’s Emporium - Check out the larger sizes, chap.

Kambriel - beautifully intricate gothic clothing with both masculine and feminine selections. Custom sizes.

Rose Mortem - Beautiful handmade Victorian style wear with custom sizes. You can even choose your own colors although most of you will probably go for black.

Deadhouse Dolly - Gothic fashion that also offers a fine selection of spooky accessories.

Gloomth - gorgeous handmade clothing with custom sizes. This is how I imagine Wednesday’s wardrobe.

Tunnel Vision - psycho 90s vintage craze. Also features model Alyssa Panda Eyes from Dining with Dana’s first interview!

Living Doll - Grunge-ish. Particularly like the denim shorts although, for that price, you could probably just cut off a pair of jeans.

Modcloth - Crying about this exquisite velvet bathing suit.

Monif C. - Warning: colorful. They do, however, have a gorgeous collection of dresses and swimwear.

Pinup Girl Clothing - 50s inspired +size fashion. A real way back trip with modern prints. A great alternative to Hell Bunny if you’re looking to step out of Psychobilly town or want to create your own take on it.

Jacamo - Masculine wear that’s an inch more fancy than T-shirts and sweats.

Corvus Corone - a hauntingly beautiful Etsy shop. Get ready to summon some demons in these outfits.

The Pyramid Collection - Wiccan wear. I honestly commend them for calling large sizes “Goddess Sizes”.

Sunheart Godess Clothing - caters to “small plus size godess gals”.

Seraphim - Good for a witch’s night out.

Ashley Nell Tipton - Currently on hiatus but will be back!

Blue Fish Clothing - Neo-bobo looking at first, but on second thought these could make some great Mori outfits.

Proud Mary - The definition of fattitude.

Red Dress NYC - IMPORTANT. Varied in sizes and styles, plus one of the few alternative shops I have seen with a Masculine & Butch section.

Regular retail:

Forever 21+ - be careful, their +sizes aren’t very big.

H&M+

Asos

Torrid

Lingerie:

Hips & Curves

Bonus: The H-E-B app can give you discounts based on your shopping habits! For more try gothiccharmschool‘s fab post on buying Plus Size Goth gear or this major list of retailers with +size clothing.

What are your favs? Do you own a shop with larger options? There’s a whole lot more in the universe and I’d love to hear your voice!

More posts: Ms Zombi’s Shopping Guide for Plus Size Lolitas - Looking Fierce for Bats on a Budget - Summer Goth Shops on Etsy

Questions? ✝ Help me keep posting!

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Imagine your OTP as counselors at a summer camp who sneak off when all the kids are asleep to go make out.

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Asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals all have a closet to come out of. Except it’s less of a closet and more like the wardrobe to Narnia.

‘Cause when they come out, no one believes them or the things they experienced.

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I hope Wikipedia doesnt go bankrupt it will feel like the end times . I think I will literally panic

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out shopping again. shocker.

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THAT FCKING POST WITH THE MARIO DENIM JOKE THE AUDIO ONE ITS GAME GRUMPS I HOW DID I NEVER KNOW???? IVE HEARD IT 50 TIMES?????

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*hurts person* -45 seconds later- dude why are you still mad at me grow the fuck up

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I was scrolling through iFunny and saw this and omg it’s a gem of a photo. MICHAEL JONES PLEASE

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someone: you can’t self-diagnose with personality quizzes or just checking off symptoms on your own

doctor: fill out these personality quiz forms and bring them back to me

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You want to watch a lets play channel that

has no swearing or slurs

features males and females

has no racism, homophobia or sexism

is safe for work

has great game ideas (for new games or things to do)

is easy to watch (not too long!)

is heavily moderated YouTube comments that are kept family friendly and are ALSO not terrible

ANYONE of any age can watch

THEN GAME KIDS IS THE CHANNEL YOU’RE LOOKING FOR!!!

Seriously. Game Kids. It’s amazing. I adore it to pieces. It updates 3 times a week and all of the content isn’t just family friendly, but SO FUNNY!!! My personal favourite is Bro Gaming, where two adult brothers play Minecraft together. However, the story in Sim Sisters has been getting pretty intense lately. It’s quite the soap opera! I’m pretty invested, actually.

I drew this for the people who create the content for Game Kids. I adore the channel and all of it’s content. Please, give it a try!!!

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Okay but:

-car wettings

-car wettings on road trips

-car wettings on road trips where it’s physically impossible to pull over but they’re crying and begging anyway because oh god I can’t hold it please

-when you see the anguish and defeat in their face when they clench their fists and helplessly start to pee in their clothes