You can call me Jackie! Nerdist and writer, patron saint of rarepairs and genderbends | Tolkien, anime, anything that catches my fancy | AO3: Jack_of_All_Blades
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Congrats terrible character! You’ve earned my interest! Now for your reward! *starts spinning wheel of things wrong with me*
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Answer me, Shuli.
Where are you now?
#a stepmother’s marchen#jeremy von neuschwanstein#jershu#shuremy#shuli von neuschwanstein#the first timeline is everything to me#that haunted poisonous ‘could have been’ and the regret and the madness and the love that goes bone deep#and you don’t realize it’s there until it’s gone#that bitter quality of ‘in every timeline you were mine. you were mine and I was yours’
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jershu will be the death of me (if i don't lose my motivation)
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crying about jershu hours
#the bottom set looks like parents with their two children 😢#a stepmother's marchen#shuremy#shuli von neuschwanstein#jeremy von neuschwanstein#rachel von neuschwanstein#leon von neuschwanstein
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What’s more dangerous than being around a guy with a gun?
–Being around your girlfriend with a gun.
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"average Disney princess killed 127 people" factoid actually just statistical error, average Disney princess killed at most 1 person. Hua Mulan, who lives in China
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see on the one hand I’m like ‘eowyn has the height and build of gwendoline christie’ but on the OTHER hand I’m like ‘eowyn is 5 foot nothing and post ent draft merry is almost as tall as her and she hates it’ and i genuinely don’t know which i prefer
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- Emily Brontë [insp]
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I am asleep. This is a dream. Then it is a good dream.
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Them: come over
Me: I can’t im busy
Them: we gonna watch lotr extended edition.
Me:
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Boromir: I can’t get over how wholesome hobbits are… they’re just such genuinely good and kind people? all of them? they’re so nice and sweet… I think we could all stand to be more like hobbits…
Aragorn, who has on no less than 3 occasions watched hobbits win bar fights in the Prancing Pony by biting their opponents’ balls:
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I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.
#can confirmed#especially if it’s in a braid then it gets a really good swing when you’re walking#hair
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“Howl, what have you got there?“ “A smoothie?“ – The best scenes in Howl’s Moving Castle all happen off-screen. That’s why I’m on my third re-read of HMC and still obsessed with every single part of it. I’ve revised my designs since the last time I drew them two years ago. I’m still firm on my “I’m not like the other Howl artists“ stance and I try my hardest to make him look as stupid as possible. Ergo - mustache.
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When people ask me what it’s like without glasses/contacts:
Artist: Philip Barlow
#-5 or -6#idk I don’t want to drag out my prescription just to check lmao#also the vid is missing the halos around the lights#…but maybe that’s just bc I have astigmatism 🤔#painting#oil painting
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