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let's stand with mama

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at long last.. i bring more thunderbolts* tweets

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the difference between their reactions to john falling is killing me 😭😭😭

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The military just got deployed to LA but the more important thing to be reporting about is obviously a peewee softball team.

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Digital painting _ Dean Winchester

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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you asked chatgpt? well asked master yoda and he said a fucking dumbass you are

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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My favorite bit in Thunderbotls*

Yelena is absolutely destroying Walker, and he just goes "Jesus" 😭😭😭😭

The line delivery? Wyatt Russel, you're the best nepo baby to ever nepo baby, trust <3

The body language? The tone of voice? The quick back and forth? the unexpectedness? Because you sorta expect John freaking Walker to get angry, maybe a bit defensive, and definitely try to hit back, but he just??? Takes it??? Can't wait for the film to drop so I can rewatch the same 10-second scene

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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The whole case is documented on @thehauntingsofficial . All of those different accounts are the same person (lld). I found your account because I was looking through their roleplay blog and you seemed sensible and I want to spread awareness. I don't interact with them but I've known about the blog's existence for a very long time, it had always bothered me that they received very specific hate anons, I questioned why. Then I started coming across hate asks sent by them, so I started looking into the issue and she genuinely did a bunch of horrible stuff.

I looked into what you sent, and I too am certainly concerned. However, I didn't see any proof that those blogs were in fact all the same person. While I appreciate your concern, I'm also still disturbed by the fact that you found me anyway. You've still failed to tell me who you are (you can message me privately, if you'd prefer that. No one else needs to know who you are.) With that in mind, I can't in good conscience simply take your word for it. However, if I personally see any toxic behavior or red flags from this blog in question, I will take your advice. I cannot immediately discount this particular blog on little more than some vague screenshots seeing as I know many Loki roleplay blogs, having personally met the three different owners of three different Loki blogs.

Thank you for sending this to me and getting my attention. Consider me equally concerned about them as I am about you.

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some images from the archive

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Made by @mattxiv on Instagram.

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