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What in the Renaissance painting is going on here????

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Fives emo ass song... We're at a wedding?

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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pt 2 bapo characters’ moodboards

pt 1 here

matt:

lucas:

tanya:

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moodboards for bapo characters:

pt2 here

jason:

peter:

nadia:

ivy:

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second, third, and hundredth chances

balancing on breaking branches…

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you know how some people trying to get over cigarettes will hold unlit ones or things that are shaped like one?

petition for someone to have given five a nerf gun and any time he wants to shoot one of his idiot siblings in the foot, he shoots them with a nerf gun instead. delores calls out scores for each shot

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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Five and Klaus...drinking buddies who love to talk over one another but don't get mad about it

A.K.A. Besties!!!

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clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddler your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you

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screenwriters gotta start being held accountable for their crimes. u assassinated five character arcs, killed this person off for shock value, and wrote a universally hated ending? I sentence u to three consecutive seasons on ncis

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jyn + cassian + textposts

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au where sparrow ben (is honestly the same amount of unhinged, and) devises a different kind of plan for taking care of the umbrellas.

really shot myself in the foot by giving klaus the most obnoxiously unreadable font but i have to stick to the bit

the other sparrows tell ben what they think of his plan:

script, incase the text is hard to read:

Ben: ...heyyyy...

Klaus: HELP! I'M ABOUT TO GET KIDNAPPED! AGAIN!!!

Ben: wait! shhh!

The rest of the umbrellas: what's going on?

Ben: it -- it's okay! you know me, right?

Klaus: ...i do?

Ben: of course! i'm the other--i mean, the real ben! i got all my memories back! i'm your brother!

Ben's poster: MY PLAN: impersonate dead alternate version of me

Fei: yeah, that'll never work

Ben: what?? how do you know? i've only told you the first step!

Marcus: well, it's just that from the way the Umbrellas described him, he seemed to be...

Jayme: pleasant?

Alphonso: nonviolent?

Sloane: emotionally intelligent?

Christopher, in Christophesian: honestly, from what i've gleaned, it seems the alternate version of you has been dead quite a while, and everyone except that skinny poltergeist had little to no interactions with him before meeting you. it's entirely possible that as a way of coping with his early death, or perhaps even with their entire subpar childhood, they've projected all their desire for care and empathy onto what they imagine their brother could have been. all this to say, as long as you act kind and patient they'll probably believe you.

Ben: hm. good point, christopher. man, why would they miss such a pussy?

Marcus: see, this is exactly why you're not equipped to--

Fei: shhh. i want to watch this play out

Ben in Sloane's pipe dream: i've become a better person via method acting!

Fei's raven: we outta treats

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forgive me

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let him rest.