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Must Like Dogs

Do you like dogs? Like really love them? Like if someone killed your dog, would you kill them, kill their father, and 75 dudes who worked for them?

Well John Wick sure would! In fact, did! So if you or your muse need a little more seemingly ageless scruffy man of few words with a tendency for amazing violence and a soft spot for animals, come find him at @fiveyearsandchange

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Keanu Reeves as John Wick (2014)

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That “fuckin’ nobody”… is John Wick.

John Wick (2014) dir. by Chad Stahelski & David Leitch

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You stole my car, and you killed my dog!

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- Are you scared of the fucking Boogeyman? I’m not. - No? But you should be.

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i’ve never seen you like this. like what? vulnerable. i’m retired. not if you’re drinkin’ here, you’re not.

john wick (2014) dir. chad stahelski & david leitch

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John Wick alternative poster

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don’t fuck with the dogs

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Keanu Reeves photographed by Simon Emmet for UK Esquire Magazine, March 2017

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John Wick (2014). dir, Chad Stahelski & David Leitch.

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John wasn’t exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.

John Wick (2014) dir. Chad Stahelski &  David Leitch

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Oh

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Keanu Reeves for Esquire, March 2017 Photographed by Simon Emmett

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Hurry fall asleep or The Boogeyman will come for you. JOHN WICK (2014) dir. Chad Stahelski & David Leitch

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Girls don’t want terrible movies about abuse veiled as romance. Girls want movies with hilarious Lego characters and ones with men wearing beautifully tailored suits, shooting people in the face and bustin’ knee caps.

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john wick is exactly the level of motivated pettiness i aspire to. you killed my dog? i’ll kill you, your dad, and all 500 people working for your dad. fuck you.