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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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love is war ; karma akabane

oneshot & fluff ↪ in which karma and y/n have always hated each other—or so they claim. after years of bickering, one prank goes too far and feelings finally explode… into something suspiciously soft. ↷ karma akabane ; assassination classroom

↳ an order of black coffee from anonymous in the comeback cafe event !

IF THERE WAS one constant in Class 3-E, it was this: Karma Akabane and L/n Y/n could not be left in the same room without a snide remark, a flying eraser, or an argument about who was more annoying.

They weren’t enemies in the "let’s murder each other" way. No, it was the petty, chaotic kind—eye rolls during group projects, sarcastic comments passed under breath, the occasional sabotage during training exercises (nothing fatal... probably).

Everyone had theories.

“They’re secretly in love.”

“They used to date.”

“Karma probably ruined her birthday party in third grade.”

Only Nagisa had the guts to say it out loud.

“You two bicker like an old married couple.”

“Bold of you to assume I’d ever marry a walking red flag,” Y/n had snapped.

“Oh, I’m the red flag?” Karma smirked. “You tripped me during combat drills.”

“You called me a mosquito with anger issues!”

Fair.

The breaking point came during a prank war.

Karma replaced her notebook with one full of love poems... about himself. Bad ones.

Y/n filled his locker with glitter and frogs.

Karma dyed her shoelaces neon pink.

Y/n hacked the classroom projector to play a slideshow of Karma's embarrassing baby photos (which she shouldn’t have had access to, but that’s a different crime).

And then, one rainy afternoon, as y/n was stomping down the path to school with her hoodie soaked and fury building in her chest—she found Karma waiting.

Umbrella in one hand. Smug expression in place.

“You forgot yours again, didn’t you?”

She stared. Then narrowed her eyes. “What do you want? To dump water on me again?”

“No. I thought I’d be nice today.” He tilted the umbrella slightly. “Shocking, I know.”

“Why?”

He shrugged. “Maybe I got bored of watching you shiver.”

“That’s... oddly considerate. Gross.”

“You’re welcome, mosquito.”

She punched his arm lightly.

He didn’t move away.

They shared the umbrella.

They bickered the entire walk, of course. But something had shifted. His jabs were gentler. Her retorts didn’t carry the same bite. And the way their hands brushed—

Neither of them said a word about it.

Until the next day, when Karma dropped his usual insult... and she just smiled.

“You’re so obsessed with me it’s embarrassing.”

He blinked, “Excuse me?”

“Don’t worry. It’s mutual.”

He opened his mouth. Closed it. Then grinned.

“Well, if we’re both obsessed, we might as well make it official.”

“Are you asking me out or declaring war again?”

“Both. Want to grab lunch?”

© eriace ;; don’t repost my works.

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I need to write a Crazy Ex Bf! Sabo fic.

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What gives me confidence when I am wearing a bikini is that I know that Sanji would go crazy heart-eyes mode and it makes me feel like a snack 😂

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no one told me Crime and Punishment was a comedy

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All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

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Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.

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i think theres no ugly art style you just gotta be confident in what you create

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the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

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face of a man who has known sorrow

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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kind of following Sonic's birthday, none of these boys are normal lol

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*me reading my old writing* bold of me to use that many adverbs and live to tell the tale

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