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Was going thru my Letterboxd n double-checking to see what, if anything, was on Tubi. Got to Van Helsing and when I searched, uh, this was one of the results?
An astronaut movie? An animated astronaut movie? Named after the guy from Dracula?
The description only raises more questions: "In the aftermath of Earth’s nuclear destruction, scientist Jack Van Helsing joins forces with a team of astronaut survivors to colonize the moon."
Like okay, whatever. Sounds like a relatively normal sci-fi plot I guess. But like, why is his name Van Helsing? Are there vampires in this movie? Do they like, live on the Moon? Who decided to make a movie about Van Helsing in space? I am currently debating whether to look up a full synopsis or to watch this blind.
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Original found on @bad-comic-art ,
this isnt criticism, it's not even really commentary, it's just for Zach<3.
#not a fix#i guess the commentary is 'make some of them fat so you can show a character is bigger™ than the others without causing#a fucking cascade of double muscle beef cubes that dont fit in frame or look different from eachother waddling about.'
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Bloodstrike #19 (1995)
#fixes#rimshots#i just didn't want to figure out which part of that gun thing is the handle ok? she losy an arm in the war
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Birds of Prey: Manhunt #1
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new painting compilation post bc I just realized how ancient the old one is
anyways titles in order: Floral Befuckening, Burning Rash x Damp Spot, Homoerotic Mentor Stabbing, littleshit.jpeg, It's Not a Sin If God Can't See, Monochromacy vs Aposematism
#(replacing the old compilation post on this blog)#anyways hi. Tldr i got bored with this blogs gimmick a while back and am still working on finding the motivation to do more with it#alexander wept for there were no more lands left to conquer type of vibe#anyways in the meantime im drawing bad queer representation for funnsies#on me art blog. Also dont look at the timestamps on this post i had a Bad 2024 and have done as much in the last two months as i did#all of last year
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Beast with two left feet
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note: tbh I did this one more for me to practice drawing anime style since I haven't done that since middle school.
Tomorrow Girl #1 (2023)
and I'm gonna go ahead and repeat that just to make sure you fully grasp that this was published in 2023
Tomorrow Girl #1 (2023)
#fixes#having to stick to the composition and general aesthetic of the original hurt#There is Not Enough Happening to have a close zoom like that.#The running with toast shot is helpful to establish Location and not having a bg kinda wrecks that
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for your mental health, look up Hephaestus from Hades 2 - dilf anon <3
oh..... I will never be normal again. Thank you, Dilf anon.
#not a fix#im waiting on the game to come out of open beta#but im tempted to expedite that purchase now.#like i dont have the cash for it rn or the free time. But i can look at pictures of this man and sigh dreamily
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R/MenDrawingWomen on reddit would like to thank you for the work you do.
The art was cute as a kid, but growing up, its just now cringe.
I think what you do for the community cannot be undervalued.
I'm glad to be the man to earn r/mendrawingwomen's respect🫡
#not a fix#anon#tbh a lot of the crap still has charm its just the overtly sexist and racist shit that hasnt aged well
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Hello ! My supporting friends ,🖤💚💔🤍🍉
Thank you from my heart for what you are doing for the people of Gaza who are in bad need in this tough and dire time. 💔💚🖤🤍
You are examples for kindness, generosity and nobility. You have been standing with for long and showing how brave one should be in time of need. 🍉🍉🍉🍉
You helped me greatly to make progress in my campaign, but I am still in need of your kind support to reach my goal.✌️✌️
As noticed, the campaign is very slow😪😪 now and needs strong move and this can be carried out through your contribution and cooperation. 😯😯
Please don't leave us alone during this dire time. I am still in the first quarter of my campaign. ❣️❣️
https://gofund.me/0dc0aa34
🙏🙏🙏🙏
#not a fix#everyone who ever asked if i had a PayPal/tip jar#heres someone who could actually use it#please#If you accuse anyone of being a scammer i am coming for you.#'They might be a scammer' and if they're not? If they're an actual human in need of help and you turn your nose up at them because of#a boogie man you brought into the conversation?#Personally id rather waste 10 bucks on a scammer if it meant 90 went to people who needed it. instead of dismissing all ten because of#an odd one out
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Absolute Powers: Origins #2 (2024)
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Jokes on you, your art is great!
:)
no it's actually working pretty well, I'm down 30. Unfortunately I'm up about that many BitchFitch. Learning to balance the scales atm
#not a fix#bday booster shot#I'm going to go post cringe. Unfortunately i dont know how to do that because i am a very uncringe person
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thanks for telling us about your gross guys btw
y'all didn't get the half of it, I could have made y'all read my writing where all these bastards are just the fucking worst 24/7.
except Tago. Tago's a sweetheart.
#Tahir is pretty good too but i think Tago has him beat on raw innocence and hope for the world#its easy to be a ray of sunshine when god himself is kissing the ground you walk on! Tago doesn't get that. he gets a horse that can talk#but chooses to not talk to him#not a fix#bday booster shot
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happy four year birthday to the child I regret the most fondly.
To celebrate I will be driving my follower count down by reblogging my own art. this is an exercise to cull the weak, so the strong may escape it by either surviving naturally or blocking (#bday booster shot)
#house keeping#ill be using relevant content warning tags as well bc im not That awful#Having said that i dont know how to tag guys being dudes.#Guys being dudes is my magnum opus#at the time of posting this#also all rbs relevant to this post will self-destruct eventually im not leaving them up#its done now but Guys being dudes gets to stay#you have to look at guys being dudes
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as someone who doesnt actually read comic books but adores this blog and bad-comic-art, the male shadow crotch phenomenon really fascinates me. these characters are drawn with the most skintight costumes imaginable to highlight all of their muscles and abs and Masculinity™️in a way thats basically sexual already but theyre scared of a little bit of dick lmfao.
drawing dick is for the gays and Brother I'm
#alt joke for someone whose more trans than me to make:#they're trans#(they're not tucking Please God Dont Tuck while doing extreme superhero acrobatics theres less painful ways to get a peanusectomy)#not a fix
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how do you edit comics so good? how did you practice/any tips or advice? i want to edit comic art but i have no clue how to start
I'm between calls so this going to be rushed Whoops.
- start on pieces that have a similar style to your own. this just makes getting your brush settings right easier.
- fuck with your brush settings. Jpeg artifacting and the way older comics were scanned and printed adds a lot of Texture Jank that you need to match to make the edit seamless.
- touch as little of the piece as physically possible. Your hands and the ogs have different muscle memory and will make different decisions on how a line should lay. so, make as few changes as you can and feather the edited areas out (this also helps with hiding the texture jank not lining up perfectly)
and this one's important:
- Focus On Pieces That Fuck Up The Way You Tend To. Yes pointing and laughing is fun, being a pedant is one of life's joys. But critique of other art is fundamentally about self improvement. You don't critique a finished piece to improve It you critique to teach your brain how to not make those same mistakes and to see them in your own work. if other people benefit from seeing your process then that's just a bonus.
I started almost exclusively working on pretty ladies bc I'm a gay man and like drawing big hairy men and so had an Extreme Lack of ability when it came to drawing women pretty. (I can draw women pretty now)
- Once you're comfortable move on to other styles, trace the images, make your brushes match the lines in front of you line for line, use fewer layers. and just Learn how to match another person's hand. This plasticity is extremely useful bc it can make you more comfortable exploring new styles and the transitions between them in your own work fun and seamless.
#not a fix#i think thats everything#Like. study up and practice your stylization with reference materials bla bla bla but thats less editing specific
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I’m really having a hard time figuring out the shapes in this one
Badrock & Co. #2 art by Todd Nauck, Danny Miki, Marlo Alquiza, & Byron Talman
#'Alexander wept for there were no more lands to conquer' but its 'alexander wept because all the lands#lef to conquer were too similar to the old ones and crusading was boring now so hes just gonna draw balls on the lands'#not a fix#rimshots
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