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leo: *passes jason note* jason: *takes it and reads it* "dear jason, why fall in love with a girl like piper when I'M available? sincerely, your bricky <3 jason: leo, one of these days i really will murder you gaea: done

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You are gorgeous and people love you!

Uncle Rick, or better put, UNCLE TROLL

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apollo: i’m the god of music!

also apollo: *fails to play Valdezinator*

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It was funnier in my head at 3 in the morning… Bonus:

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leo: hey guys

remember when jason bit the stapler when he was a baby?

jason:

leo: i ship it

let's call it brason

or brickson

or jabrick

jason: jabrick, leo? really?

leo: you might as well drop piper like a hot tamale, bro

i really think you and bricky might have something

maybe you could be the new percabeth or something

you guys are always making moon eyes at each other

jason:  i'm going to murder you leo

gaea: done

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nico: hey percy can you pass me the mayonnaise

percy: well i don’t know nico… i’m not really your type

nico: pERCY

PLEASE

JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKING MAYONNAISE

percy: i don’t think i’m the one to do that though, why don’t you ask someone who’s more of your type

nico: PERCY

ugh fine i’m going

*walks over a cliff*

*literally hanging off a branch and about to fall*

PERCY HELP

percy: BUT I’M NOT YOUR TYPE

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ayyyeeee,

sorry this is old but I forgot to post this XD

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Quite basically, this is what happens when I, Leo Valdez, drink waaaay too much coffee.

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‘Love’ rearranged spells Leo V.

Coincidence? I think not.

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❝ Leo glanced over at the scary demigod [ you ] giving him a dirty look. Judging by the crossed arms and the homicidal expression, he figured it would probably be best to stop trying to fix the roof (which had a huge chunk missing from it and an assortment of gross fungi covering it, no thanks to the Stoll brothers).

Which meant scraping it with a garden shovel. While yelling.

So, being the complete genius that he always was, he continued BANGING on the roof of the Hephaestus cabin. He wasn’t in the mood to let some old camper (no   matter   how   vicious  the   death   glare) get in the way of his business. Especially not after stupid Connor Stoll had beaten him at pranking--again. ❞

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The Totally Flamazing Adventures of Leo and Jason

❝ Sooo, Jason and I decided to take a trip to a little Street Food Fair. All right, I / might / have accidentally set his hair on fire when I had a  fanboy attack. What can I say? I THOUGHT I saw Ross from F.R.I. E.N.D.S. Plus, he was standing in the way! One can never be t o o  c a r e f u l around someone as dangerously hot as me.

Haha, he loves me. ❞