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Twitter is responsible for this😭😭😭

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ohhhhhhjjjjjhhhhhhh fuckkkk

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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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heartbeats

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

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one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

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UTAH VIDEO GMAME ENTHUSIANT CONVANTION sunk my LIMP nuts fucll of fakers posers losers prenanting to understand unbelivabnele just unbrlievable you have no reason t kicking me out no groudns no case thepolice took the side of the wiched and correupt individuslalss who "run the rvent" and "payed for it" im apayign cutomer to i paiyed for my ticket i got inside i waitedin your lines for thechance to smell yhe items rvenr ONCE TIME everyone startsed pounting at me yelking ITS THE PEVREVERT said ITS THAT GUY WHO WANT TO FUCKING OUR CONTOLRLLERS okay so what ium so good im not s naughty little pig i was sso on my good bevaviors i even broughtnmy own grease bucket with me yeah i was that thiguttful but nooooooooooooooo no no no no just kick and punch the contoller pevert because thats all we do FINE ITS FINE ihave plenty of playponies to runb and grunt on at my big luscious plumphouse

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idk anything about the mystery skulls animated lore

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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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Nothing Doing no. 47

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when will someone kill him.