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It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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could toby fox put all the undertale characters on art fight. is he allowed

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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[based on this legendary post]

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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i should start using my blog like a blog

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i love when people throw leftist word salad at eachother. someone called me bourgeoisie for not liking the death penalty. comrade you have to know that's not what that means.