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Has anyone seen my dog?

He doesn't come when called, has a habit of stealing, and hates father figures.

He's a terrible dog but I miss him and want to see him again.

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anyways felix loves artifical lifeform shadow the hedgehog, close relative of Giant Space Lizard Monster, who was created and built for a purpose and had humanity and love in his core but was horrifically traumatized and wronged by humanity and then decided to try to just kill the entire world about it. in this essay i will

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on the one hand i’m glad everyone is having fun and coming up w theories i know i’m gonna too but on the other hand some of this sounds a little ‘this is how bernie can still win’. but hope is a beautiful thing. godspeed

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barkk went to sabrina show's ruined deactivating and never watching the show again

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ive never been the same since i realized felix would 100% be an annoying vegan

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all i’m saying is i wish adrien was also dressed for the dance

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i miss when emotion aired and we all called felix a commie. can we please go back to doing that

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i’ll write more later bc i just got caught up but it should’ve been a two-parter otherwise no notes this one was fun. also the puppyfied flairmidable mask was for me :)

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The gang is just the two of them forever (Amelie brings them orange slices during particularly intense plotting sessions)

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disagree but only bc neither of them would wanna keep their last name. spiritually ur correct tho. either they would go w graham de vanily or they'd come up with a cooler, totally original last name

felix would take kagami’s surname in the marriage btw.self-explanatory i think

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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

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I thought Intuition would help me disconnect from work, but turns out not! So here's the attempt at diagnosing Gabriel's Cataclysm-induced heart condition that nobody asked for (It's ok, I need the revision anyway)

Firstly, I want to point out that what we hear when Nathalie/Tomoe listen to Gabriel's heart sounds more like what you get on a heart ultrasound rather than what you'd even without a stethoscope (you can hear severe heart conditions without the latter, btw, sometimes without just pressing your ear against the person's chest)

Anyway, what we hear isn't a normal heartbeat, that's for sure; it's irregular, for one, and instead of hearing the two normal heart sounds (B1-B2), the erratic heartbeat seems to go B1-B2-B3-B4. That's a sign of severe heart failure, probably because the heart is being deprived of oxygen from the destruction of the surrounding tissue. Plus, given that Gabriel's been using Second Chances for ages in "his" timeline, it's a distinct possibility that his heart has tried adapting to this, and while changes in heart (and general organ) structure are helpful short-term to compensate for its dysfunction, they're generally harmful in the long-run, contributing to the worsening of the condition.

The hypotesis of heart-failure from ischemia is further supported by Gabriel's sudden chest pain at the end of the episode, associated with shortness of breath, which is very typical. In real life, given Gabriel's age, that would definitely require a call to the local emergency call service (dial 15 in France, it's the equivalent of 911 in the US or 999 in the UK), even if it's just to eliminate a heart dysfunction... Although obviously, in the context of the show, I don't see how Gabriel would accept to be taken to the ER in his state, it would be a fairly anticlimactic Monarch reveal if Adrien discovered the truth from his father wearing a hospital blouse 😅

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hey why did they use an actual recording of a heartbeat. like does that feel a little fucked to anyone else

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