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happy 1 year anniversary to

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Phil stop worrying Ros lmao

Philza Minecraft is Jesus confirmed.

(Philza sacrifices himself for Landduo confirmed /j)

Rare Philza death screen.

And of course cause it's Phil he has to be dramatic about it

[Phil got nuked by the Keeper's in an attempt to fix his woodcutting and it didn't work, its not canon]

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ISAGI YOICHI DESERVES MORE RESPECT.

Minor rant incoming:

It fuckin pisses me off that people underestimate Isagi so much, like even after he's leaving people in the dust left and right and is now a terrifying player in his own right, he's still treated like some- some weakling?! What the fuck?!

Its like he has to prove his worth with every fuckin match, to every single fucking person, every single time. They all act like he's beneath them and finally catching up. They all go on about like "Omg Isagi so weak he gotta compensate for it with his smarts"

Like. Bitch. No. His smarts is fucking crushing all of you. Oh my god. His smart is a weapon that is so fuckin terrifying but everyone's like "Uwu isagi, ur lucky, barely scraped by the skin of ur teeth there" like. Fuck off omg, he destroyed u. Stfu.

He's already devoured Barou, Chigiri, Nagi, Reo, Aiku: fuckin Rin and Shidou (although briefly) even before the U-20 MATCH BEGAN.. And yet they are considered better players in blue-lock verse?! Like mf in what world does that make sense?!

ITOSHI SAE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO I SEE PROPERLY RESPECTING ISAGI'S POTENTIAL, HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT LIKE 'I underestimated you' or 'lucky shot'

NO, HE FUCKIN ACKNOWLEDEGED ISAGI AS A STRIKER AND A POWEFUL ONE AT THAT (RIGHTLY SO) AND THEN MOVED THE FUCK ON.

His observational skills are a weapon, people gotta stop acting like physical weapons are the only ones that count. Isagi been breaking them weapons left and right with his mf brain. Ong.

And the NEL. God the fucking NEL.

He's keeping up with kaiser. I'd go so far as to say, he's managing to beat the fucking shit out of kaiser and in such a short while no less, working with the pitifully small pieces of advice that he himself has to go ask Noa for. We havent seen him recieve any other mentorship.

HE FUCKING IMPROVED HIS LEFT FOOT SO FUCKING MUCH IN LIKE- 10 DAYS. WITHOUT WHATEVER FUCKIN STEROIDS EGO WAS GIVING KUNIGAMI. AND HE MANAGED TO EVEN CONVERT IT INTO A USEFUL WEAPON?!

He devoured fuckin Chris motherfuckin' Prince. And adult. World's no. 2. And people just?? Brush over that?! Like mf. What do u want from him. What more do u want from him.

AND HE'S DOING ALL THIS WHILE HIS SHOTS HAVE BEEN GETTING BLOCKED AND STOLEN LEFT AND RIGHT BY HIS OWN TEAMMATES (FELLOW BLUE-LOCKERS INCLUDED)

My boy deserves so much more respect from like. Every single fucking person in bluelock verse.

I WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS. ISAGI YOICHI DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER-

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It's amazing how Blue Lock, the soccer manga, does harem romance better than actual harem romance anime.

Like not even a joke.

Isagi is so good at rizzing up these motherfuckers, it's like a fucking art form.

It's like it moved up in difficulty level with each romantic casualty too.

First was Bachira, who was easy as hell because he's a friendly, but lonely ass guy, and he saw the potential in Isagi immediately.

Then it was Kunigami, who was also kinda easy, just pass to him, and he'll give you his meat.

Then it was Chigiri, who was a bit more of an ice princess, but Isagi melted him down pretty quick.

Then it was the slacker Nagi, who doesn't give a shit about anything, until Isagi shows him the way.

Then Isagi proceeds to seduce BAROU, a guy who literally hated his guts and didn't think anything of him. Now that bitch actually uses his name and wants to crush him and outright talks to him unprompted, which is NUTS.

And then it was RIN.

A guy who seemed literally impossible to rizz, due to his brother complex, but then Isagi and Rin teaming up for the U-20 match changed him.

And it's like...DAMN.

Harem romance wishes it was this good with build up and character development!

It's literally a sliding scale of difficulty.

Now Isagi just needs to seduce Kaiser, and then we can call him the god of charisma.

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they are having a teeny tiny birthday party

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Part of me wanted Foolish to side with Owen and exile Team ASS because they'd probably set up where phil is since its far away from spawn. And the idea of them building a new kingdom on phils porch is really funny to me

please tell me you see the vision. like. would he set up a No Lore perimeter around himself to handle his crippling Lore Allergy. would he pout.

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”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

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They literally broke the fourth wall and invite the reader to celebrate Christmas with them, you know? Over the years, the fans and the mercenaries have become like a real family.

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ya'll who's up for group meowing

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idk if ive ever talked about this au in depth actually... im gonna do that neow idc if nobody asked.

This is basically an au version of hcphil that occurs after. What I like to call a domino chain of events. A rube goldberg machine if you will. But first some quick prerequisite exposition:

Phil has been through hundreds if not thousands of timelines by the beginning of this au. He has seen so, so much, but despite this, every time he returns back to hardcore, he retains zero memory of those past experiences. Logging them in a way becomes Kristin's job. put a pin in that.

Because of this, he is thousands of years old. I don't really have a set number for this yet, maybe i'll come up with that later on idk

He doesn't look like that immediately, but that's kinda what I consider his most blank slate possible form. As he changes in other timelines or in hc, the form alters and shapeshifts with it. Or he has a brand new form from the start.

The branch-off point where things start going wrong here is when Rose, after being seperated from Blaze for so long and wanting to see her decides that she's gonna do exactly that. Yolo. She's going to the nether, and Phil is one of the biggest encouragements to do so for her. They decide to travel the nether roof and pack fire res in case of emergencies, and Phil basically vows to protect her the whole way there.

And the trip there goes fine! Great actually! They get to Blaze, but... Rose gets too close. She runs out of fire res without realizing since it was Phil's responsibility to check. You can probably imagine how that might have ended.

With Rose now gone, there's nobody to tend for the flora of the overworld, and slowly... It begins to rot and wilt. Feeling crushed by Rose's tragic end and feeling completely to blame, Phil decides to seek out the Ocean Overlord, hoping that just maybe, he could use enough water to revitalize the land little by little.

Ocean Overlord, despite the carefree personality, felt both envy for, and in debt to Rose for revitalizing his ocean monument when a piece of his ocean was stolen. He has incredible respect for her, and with how hand-in-hand their positions as deities were, I think he may have even seen something familial in her.

So of course, when Phil wakes him up and explains what happened... He doesn't take to it very kindly, believing this whole mess to be the result of Blaze being reckless.

Becoming the most active he'd ever been, Ocean Overlord's ocean grows rough, stormy, and restless. The water levels rise higher and higher until Phil's home is completely submerged and unlivable. The only place that remains untouched is flowerfall, and so Phil tries to survive the constantly raging storm in the little cove there, living off of fish from the sea and pork from the hoglins in the nethervoid.

Eventually, Blaze decides that its her turn to try and fix things. Despite being still riddled with grief, she attempts to leave the nether and cross the ocean in her largest possible form in hopes of speaking to the Ocean Overlord. But she can't get through to him. He tries to fight her, but of course, all that results is the two making contact, freezing the both of them to stone and obsidian.

With the Blaze Empress gone, The nether begins to collapse, and The ocean starts to share the same fate as the Overlord as it too, turns to stone. All that remains is the end, and it alone cannot sustain.

Despite trying his hardest to live, Kristin sees how miserable Phil is being the last to survive in hardcore, and so she plucks him from the earth to reside with her in her home in the void, essentially ending his run.

The void is full of monuments that Phil swears he recognizes from past lives, but he hasn't the capacity to fully remember them. Aside from them, the void is cold, and dark, and lonely, even with Kristin there to tell him about the lives he used to live.

The memory of hardcore has started to fade from his body, but not his mind, rendering him back at that same blank slate as before; not human, not crow, but an angel. A player without a singleplayer world; and therefore, one that lacks the capacity to care.

He hates to think it, but every day he remembers that Kristin is the reason he was revived; the reason that he'd inevitably end up here with nowhere else to go. Like this.

He just hopes that he doesn't resent her for it one day.

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Tallulah: tio pac and fit are so Perfecta by Miranda coded 🥹💕

Phil: This is Pac and Fit? [Dramatically zooms-in on the fanart and makes them "sing" along to the music]

Chat: he's LITERALLY making a ship amv right now

Tallulah: How things got weird 😞

Make sure to show love to the artist who drew this fanart!

[ Full clip ]

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"Maybe.. Maybe it'll be alright"

putting bugza through it for the 203836th time. if you wonder about the song choice the first verse is what got me thinking "yeah this is hc!malewifeduo if they reunited post qsmp"

as for why sneeg is tied up, rose did it since he's dangerous to everything around him and highly agressive (except for phil)

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If this is something that doesn’t happen behind the scenes, why did even ConnorEatsPants vent about the dream team circles being sexist and talking about women in derogatory ways months ago? This is a repeated complaint, it has serious merit.

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Those little illustrations of HuaLian will forever live rent free in my head 😞

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tr!philza

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What's funny/heartening about this to me is that. there's 5 letters up there, presumable for teams A through E. but also a blank 6th spot, where it looks like one has probably been removed. and that 6th letter? F.

For Team F.

For Team Fortress. The team that no one expected to pull it out, or even survive, in the end.

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she might be my favorite now tbh