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“Oh, just a little sad about today.”

Open?

“Whats wrong Natsu?” She asked, though she secretly has a gift for him back at her place.

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Is sad because no one has wished him a happy birthday

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Art © akira DO NOT REMOVE SOURCE. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE. Posted with Artist's Permission

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Text Starters based on Tweets from Matt Bellassai

[Text]: I can't wait for Ariana Grande and Zayn to collaborate on the most unintelligible mumble-singing album of the century.

[Text]: Discovering that my body accepts whiskey as quickly as it accepts water and im prepared to die

[Text]: I'm at "going to crate and barrel just to buy a fancy coffee cup and saucer" levels of procrastination

[Text]: what the living fuck is a gooey butter cake and how do i marry the person in charge of naming st louis cakes and pastries

[Text]: i forgot my headphones so now i have absolutely no choice but to get hammered and pass out on this flight

[Text]: every time i fave a tweet i hope you know im licking my lips like a full blown 360 lick

[Text]: consciously walking to the store to buy underwear and a shirt for tomorrow instead of doing laundry like some kind of modern day wizard

[Text]: the cable guy referred to me as VIP so i assume he knows me from the internet and has seen my entire browser history

[Text]: my internet has been out for 5 days. the cable guy asked me how ive survived this long. "because im a hero," i whispered to him. "im a hero"

[Text]: i held the elevator for a hot guy in my building & immediately ran thru our first 7 dates in my head long story short i puke on him in bed.

[Text]: i walked through central park and i only saw one couple breaking up i want my money back

[Text]: my favorite form of exercise is spending money

[Text]: I stalked someone so hard on the internet today i ended up on the myspace page memorializing the childhood dog he lost in late 2004

[Text]: the only humane thing to do when you're in love with two people & have to pick is to kill whichever one you don't choose & bury them at sea

[Text]: just once i want the bachelor to deny the final two women and choose a life of nude celibacy in a house made of moss down in a bog

[Text]: i'm in love with an australian travel blogger and i think im finally ready to start posting "im pregnant with your baby" on his instagram

[Text]: a fun thing to do when you quit your job is to find out which former coworkers unfollowed you on twitter & send them a dead dove in the mail

[Text]: my 9 yr old cousin was wearing a star wars necktie & i said "u like star wars huh" & he said NOT REALLY ... anyway i used the tie to murder him

[Text]: fulfilling my dream of singing "alone" by heart in the corner of a washed up karaoke bar in front of 10 complete strangers

[Text]: when i die i hope i come back as a fat as shit bird so i can sit on a branch in judgment and defecate on the windshields of my enemies

[Text]: a cool thing about the suburbs in chicago is that even the nicest grocery stores look like they've endured a scene of the walking dead

[Text]: i know chris hemsworth is a human slice of toasted white bread but i want to smear him with my grape jelly

[Text]: happy international womens day please go out and crush a man beneath your feet ignoring his feeble cries for mercy

[Text]: every hot guy on my flight managed to avoid making eye contact with me im either dead to them or they revere me as a powerful righteous god

[Text]: every time i try to board a flight under the name oprah winfrey, im denied. and every time im denied, i grow stronger in my will

[Text]: a fun thing about my brain is that when i have a huge amount of stuff to do he decides to double down on wanting to do nothing even harder

[Text]: the grocery store didnt have the cookies i always buy so i was forced to stand in the aisle aimlessly until on of the workers rescued me

[Text]: i watched 13 straight hours of house of cards and i am ready to be first lady

[Text]: commenting "nice shot" on someone's instagram is basically the same as taking a shit in an empty water bottle and throwing it at their house

[Text]: if im every on time for a meeting, something has gone horribly wrong and you should call the paramedics

[Text]: there's no such thing as a dumb question? wrong. almost every question is a dumb question. especially if youre an idiot. which you are.

[Text]: the barista at this coffee shop just announced that they ran out of soy milk and a girl in a beanie immediately vomited

[Text]: the number of imaginary relationships i have with people on instagram is approaching the triple digits

[Text]: honestly im still recovering from that one time i spoke in a discussion group at college

[Text]: had a dream that I went water skiing with a dog who was on his own skis and now the waking world is a trash heap that will never compare

[Text]: do you ever see someone so hot that your mouth literally starts watering i mean yeah me neither what were we talkin about

[Text]: going to ikea by myself on a Monday morning because I accept death

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Beauty and The Beast Sentence Meme

"How can you read this? There's no pictures."

"Some people use their imagination."

"This is the day your dreams come true."

"Well there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep."

"As I always say, 'if it's not Baroque, don't fix it'."

"If I didn't know better, I'd say you have feelings for this monster."

"He's no monster. You are!"

"Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted?"

"You are positively primeval."

"I warned you never to come here! Do you realize what you could have done?"

"I've come for my father. Please, let him out! Can't you see he's sick?"

"Wait! Take me instead!"

"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle."

"For beauty is found within."

"If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken."

"For who could ever love a beast?"

"I've been burnt by you before."

"By the way, thank you for saving my life."

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking."

"I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first, I'd better go in there and propose to the girl."

"It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner."

"She's so beautiful and I'm...well...look at me."

"You can start by making yourself more presentable. Straighten up. Try to act like a gentleman."

"There's a stranger here."

"Come on out and fight!"

"Did you honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me?"

"Impress her with your rapier wit."

"I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night but he said he'd make it worth my while."

"Don't talk like that. You'll be alright. We're together now, everything's going to be fine, you'll see."

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JANELLE MONÁE - sentence starters

(sentence starters based off of lyrics from Janelle Monáe songs. trigger warnings may apply modify to fit your needs!)

“I can’t imagine the bitter end of all the beauty that we’re living in.”

“Are we really living or just walking dead now?”

“The winds have changed; it seems they have abandoned us.”

“Some will pull the gun because they want to be stars, snatching up your life into the blink of an eye.”

“When I look into your pretty eyes I almost want to cry.”

“My words are rather kind, but you keep them held in contempt.”

“He hates to talk but loves to fight; is that alright?”

“I’ve seen them shootin’ up funerals in their Sunday clothes…”

“I was made to believe there’s something wrong with me.”

“You better know what you’re fighting for.”

“The way we live, the way we die… What a tragedy.”

“It is now time, for you to come home my dear; you’ve been gone long enough.”

Keep reading

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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

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Like this for a starter? Pm me if you want to plot.

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“I mean we dragon slayers have a habit of making trouble for ourselves so...”

         “I’m a little worried                 as to why you think I needed that advice.”

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Starter call!

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His face locked up at the other’s remark, and he figured it was time to come clean... “Not... intentionally.”

The gave her pause. No more looking- just slowly raised her head to stare at the dragonslayer withbrows furrowed and jaw tight.

         “- that depends, Natsu… was it burnt?”

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“And glad to be back Wendy, so how have you and Carla been since I’ve been gone?  I trust you’ve been out of trouble.”

“No, I don’t blame you. I guess it’s okay, but you     still have to watch your strength. But I’m glad you’re back!”

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He cocked a smile at the other dragon slayer, and simply added, “I know it seemed kind of out of the blue, it’s just something I wanted to share, as you know a bit of dragon slayer to dragon slayer advice.”

It took a moment to process what Natsu said, staring down the flame-dragonslayer. That certainly explained his optimism, but not the context.             “Yeah, I’ll keep that in mind.”

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“FIre dragon slayer, My... dad is the fire dragon. But yes, I am Salamander, though I much prefer Natsu.”

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“Are you the one people call ‘Salamander’? I heard that he was a fire dragon.”

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“Missed you isn’t the phrase I would use, I just haven’t seen ya in a long time.”  Natsu called over Mirajane and ordered the both of them something to drink.  “You can have it on me Laxus.”

“Never thought you missed me that much ash breath.” He takes a sit on the bar. “Well I got no choice. Got some stuff to tell him and other guild master things to give him like paperwork.”

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“Yea, I’m always interested in finding out what other people can do.”

“Oh my magic?”