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huge fan of buying vinyls so that i can listen to the same album on repeat for hours without the judgment of my spotify wrapped

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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

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not my best but i HAD to make something with this song

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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

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this song fucks

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when he's a little bit insane <3

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This song is so them, I had to make a longer version :)

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Driven to distraction.

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retrieved

Inspo

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One of my Astarion risos for ANYC 🍷

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HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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Well ???

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Baldurs gate isn’t a dnd game it’s a really really really hard dress up game

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that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

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a mage's last resort weapon (needed to see him covered in blood)

the midsection anatomy i had to cover up under the cut 😔

no i cannot draw that he's staying smooth TTOTT

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"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭

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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably