i am no longer baby i want power
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excuse me, which level of hell is this?
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Gonna be honest with you Roy... That moustache looks like a dead rats tail was charred, dropped in a hair salons trash, and then glued to your face. Never get it back
I'm deleting my tumblr cause the internet is mean
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I need your honest opinion on my moustache. You see that look? I thought it was great but Hawkeye, Havoc and Fullmetal were bullying me so I got rid of it after awhile. I kinda want it back though. What do you think? Should I grow it back and just ignore their opinions? Was the moustache as amazing as I think it was? Discuss.
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Asphyxia
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Uhhh I think... you secretly are jealous is hayate
Correct
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Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”
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via weheartit
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roys better looking then Jean 2k18
Thank you for speaking the truth!!!
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a note to self
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tell jean he kinda cute please 👀👀👀
Okay. I guess I can tell him that. I mean, yeah, he is good looking but, like, what about me? Not that I care about compliments. Cause I don't. But still.
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So Roy, are you or are you not secretly dating Riza
I didn't expect any of you to ask about personal stuff but honestly, I don't mind it that much. No, I'm not dating Lieutenant Hawkeye. We're both professionals who have absolutely no romantic feelings for each other. None at all.
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roy!! what law will you change as furher?
I've got a lot of ideas and plans for when I become a Führer. However, changing law requires a lot of hard work as you have to pay attention to every little detail and make sure it all works together. What I can tell you now is that my main goal will be making sure that every person is safe and that there are no more pointless, brutal wars. I want to do everything I can to protect people.
Also, I might make all female officers wear mini-skirts. We'll see about that.
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twenty one pilots - The Hype
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