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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life

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local sociologist deeply fucking tired of people on the internet using basic soc terminology incorrectly and harmfully

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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

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Siobhan solving that cypher text is the hottest anyone has ever been. I was looking forward to solving it tomorrow morning (because I am a code nerd) and she did it while filming. I love her. I’m not about marriage but Siobhan it’s a proposal on sight.

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“Van are you okay??”

when your ocean related trauma is so bad the curse affects your prosthetic arm 💔💔

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they’re wearing matching rose shirts?!

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the duality of van

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you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

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I know people are disappointed that Van isn’t a lesbian but isnt it so cute how Van is this large, rowdy woman who is respected by her pirate clientele while her husband is this small, loving man who has the voice of an angel and likes to write the trivia questions?

Vanellope “I support my husband’s aioilis” Chapman and Bert “my adventurous wife can beat you up” Chapman.

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Update from the man himself

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crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”

tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:

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Happy Pride ‼️🏳️‍🌈

Battle at the Bowl has sparked so much joy and whimsy in me so I drew the Bad Girlies at pride because I LOVE THEM 🫶

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Fig and Sandra Lynn in Heartache on the Celestine Sea

a.k.a. THE Complicated Women👆

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It's been 7 years.