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I think @mulaney would approve

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these all have the same energy

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guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

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Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

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Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

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Gotta admit this is pretty freaking funny

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it didn’t ended well the last time

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exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

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Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

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I’ve always been yours.

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my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

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me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain

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You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?