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“Unable to reblog this post.” tch… i didnt think it was that good of a post anyways…

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being so fucking worried that a foot fetishist may see your toes and jack off about it that you start censoring your feet online and treating them like a perverted thing and being weird about seeing other people’s feet is fucking weird puritan behaviour and i really wish the general internet hadn’t gotten that far

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In 2001, I was an obnoxious art gay who was learning how to bellydance while the US was on the brink of war with the middle east.

In 2025, I'm and obnoxious art gay learning how to bellydance while the US is on the brink of war with the middle east, but I've got a girlfriend now.

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shoutout to this random person on reddit who found an incredibly rare velvet worm in a bag of potting soil and prompted an entire thread of bug nerds absolutely gushing and cooing with sheer jealousy and admiration over such a unique find

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coming back after 3yrs just as this site is shutting down to post jayviks and name drop my other socials - find me on twt @OmenBairn

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bit hot today got the feets out

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/j /lh /s /p /pos /nm /time set day /gamemode creative /gamerule keepInventory true

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gundam opening: we love the gundam! the gundam is hope! the gundam and its pilot are heroes! you rock, amuro! save humanity!

gundam anime: amuro you piece of shit are you fucking crying again? this is why nobody fucking likes you. quit acting like a child. this is war. all you do is piss everyone off. you are going to die alone, amuro. you know that, right?

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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