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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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why are you, as a man, not kissing other men

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Happy Pride!

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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SMALLVILLE 1.21 • Tempest

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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Forget about turning gay men straight, I wanna be hot enough to turn straight men lesbian

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rats in love

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let's dink oiter with mama 🥺

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let's be mama's stylish hat

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shirt that says 'i do not consent to being photographed' with a qr code that takes u to a site where u download a virus that exports ur data 2 my cloud and then factory resets ur phone

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