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i am working with a woman who i initially thought could be hot but she’s really french
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flashdyke · 12 minutes
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A great way to make a conversation awkward is to respond with concern when someone mentions she only eats once a day
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flashdyke · 15 hours
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GO TO YOUR OWN HOUSE AND SHOUT THERE ITS MIDNIGHT
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flashdyke · 16 hours
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I love men’s new thing of saying women aren’t really doing cardio if the cardio is fun bc they’ve once again insisted on making everything angry and shit to prove a point to nobody
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flashdyke · 16 hours
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Hope the housing market collapses so i can move
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flashdyke · 16 hours
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I just don’t really know how to say “it’s not that I want to ban you from having friends in your own house, but you sit right outside my room and prevent me working, relaxing or sleeping and you have a room at the top of the house on a completely different floor to everyone else’s room”
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flashdyke · 16 hours
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I like the way that films and television opening a scene at the end of a lecture always have the teacher giving the kind of information you’d get in primary school, but for masters students
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flashdyke · 17 hours
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I’m watching SVU at full volume to block the sound
Every single night i want to relax but my housemates have this woman round who talks really loud, without cease, for three solid hours, and i can’t go out for a smoke bc i have to walk right past them
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flashdyke · 17 hours
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Every single night i want to relax but my housemates have this woman round who talks really loud, without cease, for three solid hours, and i can’t go out for a smoke bc i have to walk right past them
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flashdyke · 19 hours
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so Kellie Jay Keen ran that event last year in Melbourne where she allowed neo-Nazis to turn up and demonstrate nearby, and only made a comment criticising it later (even though she was warned it would happen earlier and refused). Another woman ran an event to mark the anniversary of that one, and used sound equipment lent by a known neo-Nazi, on condition that he was allowed to speak to open and close the event. The woman has initially claimed that she had absolutely no idea who he was and cannot be expected to do any sort of fact-checking or safeguarding of men attending or being given focus at her events, but also that he was polite to her so even if he is a Nazi he’s not that bad, and it says absolutely nothing about her — although she has also explicitly banned the pride flag from her events because she believes lesbians and gays are all paedophiles who make women uncomfortable.
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flashdyke · 19 hours
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ooh i wub when were little bunnies and we soft and have kissie wissies and we have a cuddle and were so soft and innocent and pastel pink SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU ARE AN ADULT STOP TALKING LIKE THAT JESUS CHRIST
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flashdyke · 22 hours
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Feminine Wave, 1845 by Katsushika Hokusai (Japanese, 1760--1849)
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flashdyke · 1 day
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we cant all be neurotypicals karen when the sustained effort to hydrate, nourish, rest and stimulate produces a more positive and stable mental state
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flashdyke · 2 days
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Islam is like a wellness coach multivitamin approach to religion. god apparently was extremely specific and numeric about what actions get which results
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flashdyke · 2 days
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contrapoints realising philosophytube is trying to skinsuit him is the most female experience he will ever have
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flashdyke · 2 days
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every step of this contract process my boss has dragged her feet and forgotten to read things she’s been sent or write them down, or has been on holiday (at least four times in fewer months), while I’ve sent everything requested immediately and prompted her about following up, but every time she emails me she opens with a complaint about how she’s being chased to send things I’m supposed to give her, which I’ve been trying to give her but can’t because she doesn’t read my emails till 5 PM.
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flashdyke · 2 days
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I want to flesh something out for this in advance for if i get onto this course, because i will want to say something about lesbians and i suspect they will want to know why i won’t call us queer femmes or holes of the pink variety or some shit
skmething inherent colonialism of using queer when describing any/all other cultures’ approach to gender and sexuality, by imposing your own value system and relationship of these ideas to each other with no regard for how they were viewed in their original context.
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