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Alastor except he's broke and forced to work at Mcdonalds

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I am currently writing a prostitute Alastor AU one-shot that is inspired by @durch-hali fanart of prostitute Alastor (love their art btw go check it out!). In this fic Alastor is owned by his father and has to perform for him. Vox is one of Alastor‘s best client, but naturally Alastor hates him. Lucifer is forced on a night out with Ozzie because Ozzie doesn’t want Luci to mope the whole time and he sees Alastor perform on stage. Of course Luci immediately is heads over heels for him and books him for himself, becoming Alastor‘s number one client. Even going so far as trying to make an exclusive contract with Alastor’s father, to have him only for himself. Alastor thinks Lucifer is just like the others and tried to quell the rising feelings he gets for the king. Because why should the king of hell fall in love with someone like him. Lucifer meanwhile thinks his feelings for Alastor are clear. Misunderstandings ensue, especially because Lucifer also thought Alastor loves doing his job. But Alastor wishes for nothing more than to finally gain freedom and have this suffering under his fathers hands end.

Naturally it’s all super whumpy and angsty cause I love that, meaning Alastor goes through it. But I also love happy endings sooooo Radioapple is endgame.

I initially wanted to post this fanart I made with the written fic, but I am currently in a writers slump so just enjoy the fanart for it now.

Also Alastor is trans in this fic.

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human x demon 💦

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I had to do a version for them!

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Human! 📻🥀

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Aight- Done coloring for now - Mafia Moth <3

Until next time - toodles

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I don't think Alastor had a way to make money before the hotel. He had his radio show but he doesn't make people pay to listen to him and he doesn't do any kind of sponsorships so he never made money off of it he just does it because he loves it.

Do you know how he paid for things? VOX

Before Vox he was just a thief but after he met Vox and he started his own business he stole Vox's card.

Even after they went their separate ways Alastor never got rid of the card and Vox never cancelled it because Vox likes feeling like he's providing for Alastor and Alastor likes using Vox while giving nothing in return.

No matter what happens or how much they publicly fight and hate each other Vox will NEVER cancel that card and Alastor will NEVER get rid of it.

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They’re out shopping 😈😈

I participated in just_.neslii ‘s 500+ DTIYS on insta!!! Go show them some love :3

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She can't move cause what if she wakes up the fluffy bartender and his spider twink

Epilogue

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There's some type of allegory in Amir showing Christian the ropes of cons while protecting him from gay terrorism and Alastor being Vox's mentor and protector when he landed in hell.

Chrimir and Voxal parallels are about to be another set of RadioStatic parallels/foils.

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DTIYS reward #1 for deathklaue @ bsky

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I firmly believe the idea that Vox and Alastor had sex once.

“He’s ace” yeah, and so am I. Did you know Asexual just means LITTLE to no sexual attraction? You can still get some though, i don’t really get sexually attracted to people, but I don’t mind sex. Just because you’re not hungry doesn’t mean that the food won’t taste good if you eat it….

"He's repulsed by sex!" ...When has that ever been confirmed?? And when I ask someone that, they always bring up the scenes with Angel. But honestly... That's not even him being repulsed by the idea of sex. He had EVERY RIGHT to react in that manner, Angel was being a bit weird with him...

There is no evidence that Vox and Alastor had sex, and there doesn't really NEED to be, I just find that little thought so fucking funny though, so funny...And I don't know why.

Like Vox was having the time of his digital life, and Alastor's just lying beneath him. Staring at him with a half-amused expression, and once they're done he immediately hops out of the bed, puts on his coat and struts off, like... You ain't gonna say bye?? 😭 Damn bitch... Bro just disappeared for deadass seven years is INSANE.

After the sex, He says, "Thank you for another forgettable experience!"

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some Guy and valentino

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Kith!

Also my sketchbook is nearly full. The fact that it's been like 3 years since I bought it... Damn I'm better than that.

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Vaggie's whole life is just filled with hilarious irony

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Because I know I'm terrible at writing take this image that's been haunting me - nsfw radiostatic bc that's all my brain gives me anymore

Vox, sitting on Alastor's lap. He can be wearing basically whatever you want, but it needs to include a top and a skirt.

Anyway.

Vox is on Alastor's lap. Maybe he's on his phone, just relaxing. But then.

Then.

Alastor decides he needs attention. And so slowly, a hand slides up Vox's shirt, lightly skimming his stomach, tickling his sides ("Alastor! Stoppit!" Vox laughs, jokingly trying to shove his hand away) before reaching up to finally grab one of his boobs (voobs).

Vox pauses, phone still held loosely in his hand, "Uh...Al?"

Not replying, Alastor starts slowly massaging his chest. His other hand slides onto his stomach, just resting there. The one on his chest is focused on it's goal, slowly making Vox's nipples harden, focusing on them, making Vox slowly become an aroused squrimy mess on Alastor's lap.

The phone is long forgotten by this point.

While Vox is trying to keep his composure while Alastor focuses on his chest, the hand on his stomach slowly slips away and slides down his leg. Reaching under his skirt, he slides his hand over the top of Vox’s panties. Just letting it rest there.

Vox is already wet, almost soaking through to Alastor's hand.

While rolling a nipple with one hand, the other one rubs over his front until finally slipping under his panties, lightly palming and feeling how wet he's made Vox.

When Alastor finally slips a finger in him, Vox jumps a bit, sparking from his antennas. Lightly rubbing just inside him, still palming his chest, Vox can't decide where to try to focus on, where to move, trapped in place with nothing to do but feel.

Slowly, finally, Alastor slips another finger inside him, focusing on rubbing the inside of his walls, and when he lightly rubs against his clit with a thumb Vox can't help but let out a needy moan at the sensation.

Slowly starting to grind on Alastor's hand, Alastor responds by focusing on making Vox make a mess all over his hand, switching which boob (voob) he's rubbing so Vox can't anticipate it, and sliding his fingers inside him, making Vox slowly lose his mind.

Until finally, Vox comes all over Alastor's hand, temporarily short-circuiting and rebooting his screen.

Lightly gasping to recover, Vox asks, "What brought that on?"

Alastor just laughs and tells him to go back to his little computer screen time.

And then the cycle repeats whenever Alastor gets bored and decides he needs attention.