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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!

If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.

Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.

Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!

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Top Characters to Self-Insert As

Radio Operator who does stuff like tell all units to assume defensive positions, I repeat, defensive positions

Second in a list of three presumably strong fighters who someone’s said to have defeated off screen in a tough battle, to establish how much of a badass they are.

Almost figures out the plot early during a lone investigation, only to be stabbed in the back by a mysterious traitor

Mysterious backstabbing traitor

Divorced Man’s Ex (took the kid 😎)

Secondary team member who goes berserk after combat partner dies, only to be easily cut down by the main villain (the irony, of course, being that they were always the calm one, and probably could have done some serious damage if only they’d kept a level head and actually landed that ultimate attack)

Fisher King Archetype (sexy)

Scattered journal entries reveal a hubristic cause of death

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We're not making fun. This is serious. Lives are on the line.

Dimension 20: A Starstruck Odyssey Episode 14 "The House Always Wins"

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fangamer made wayneradiotv his own spamton a. spamton plush. i just need you all to know this

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

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One of those days.

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The Princess wishes to exert political pressure over Legoland to have them start making bionicles again

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The princess has requested that members of the royal court stops calling her “chuunibyou” when she’s struggling to restrain the powers imbued by her glowing left eye. She also requests that we stop referring to her “pretty princess eye” as being “cursed”

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Who’s your favorite minion in the Koopa Troop and why?

goomba tower