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What Do You Call Your Spouse?

Xie Lian: My husband prefers to be called San Lang! I'm the only person who gets to call him that ☺️

Hua Cheng: Gege or Dianxia, he deserves to be respected

Wei Wuxian: Well we just call each other by our birth names

Lan Wangji: Mn, Wei Ying is Wei Ying

Shen Qingqiu: I guess I just call him Binghe, but I often refer to him as my white lotus

Luo Binghe: Shizun is my one and only Shizun and no one else can claim that title!

Shang Qinghua: I've called him my king even before he became king. I've always known he was destined to become one

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua told me to call him daddy

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we have forgotten that Shen Yuan is a modern bro

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Luo Binghe's blood parasites but when you zoom in with a microscope they all look like tiny red bingpups, frolicking and tussling among the blood cells.

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Super silly AU/fic prompt based more on idea of Xin Mo just adoring SQQ. Like this is the worlds biggest hater and Xin Mo loves conflict.

SQQ accidentally touching Xin Mo at some point in Jinlan city and the sword seeing in mind, and the comment threads and is instantly like 'THAT ONE! THAT ONE IS MY DESTINED WIELDER! GIVE ME TO HIM!!'

LBH not wanting cursed sword anywhere near his Shizun..also HOW IS THE SWORD NOW ALSO HIS RIVAL! Shizun's charms are to strong.

Also Xin Mo instantly shutting off any encouragement it had to violence to SQQ

Xin Mo: Protec

LBH: I WANT TO YOU WERE THE ONE TRYING TO GET ME TO-

Xin Mo: I would never. Only protec

Just LBH and Xin Mo fighting over SQQ.

Sword suddenly appearing in water prison and SQQ is like The Fuck only for LBH to charge in 'IT TRIED TO SHOVE ME BACK INTO THE ENDLESS ABYSS'

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As much as I want to be a short Bingmei truther, honestly it would be better textually if Bingmei was bigger and taller than Bingge (who had to be tall and big to fit the male power fantasy). Like Bingmei got fed and trained and cared for during puberty. The love he received made him better prepared for the abyss. Like imagine he comes out of it and Shen Yuan thinks “oh wow he grew! He’s bigger than I imagined reading PIDW!” And then we see Bingge. And he’s smaller. Wirey-er. All the baby fat is gone on his face. Despite his muscles, his stomach is still concave. The absence is tangible in him.

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false guanyin

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man this is the 5th time this year

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these immortal masters have stumbled upon quite the interesting specimen

jiuzhiyuan

commission for sugarlime on Bluesky!

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Shen Qingqiu: Airplane!

Shang Qinghua: I can't talk, bro. I'm late for a meeting

Shen Qingqiu: This is more important! Have you heard of the 'Fuck Shen Qingqiu' club??

Shang Qinghua: What? That can't be real

Shen Qingqiu: I know, but I've heard some of the disciples talking about it. I thought people were starting to like me, but I guess they still see me as a scum villain

Shang Qinghua: Bro, who cares what a few disciples think of you, you have plenty of friends who care about you. I care about you

Shen Qingqiu: ...thanks Airplane. Sorry for distracting you from your meeting

Shang Qinghua: Don't sweat it, this was more important

At the meeting

Shang Qinghua: Bad news guys, Shen Qingqiu found out about our club

Liu Qingge: Who told him!

Shang Qinghua: Apparently some disciples were gossiping about it. Good news, he doesn't think it's about sex. Other bad news, he thinks this club is about hating him

Yue Qingyuan: We can't have that. We should show extra care for him for the time being until he forgets about the gossip

Stranger hissing under the meeting table: Maybe you should take him on a trip outside the sect so he can take his mind off of it

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some of my fav stuff about book 2 and book 3 of svsss which was mostly the misunderstanding in every page

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[ID: Scum Villain fanart.

Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe standing across from each other, presumably in Jin Lan city, a crowd visible behind them. shen Qingqiu looks neutral, hiding behind his fan, and Luo Binghe leans in with an eager smile. Though drawn in sepia tones, they both have colorful thought bubbles: Shen Qingqiu's shows him looking panicked and horrified, a gloomy background showing comical severed limbs. Luo Binghe's shows him looking heartbroken, a hand clutching at his chest, broken heart icons surrounding him.

Tianlang Jun sitting on a throne with many last breath candles floating around him. He grins and spreads his arms widely, clawed hands facing palm up. The image is drawn in greenish tones except Tianlang Jun's eyes, zuiyin, and a "crown" of diamond symbols around his head.

Zhuzhi Lang in a leafy environment, sunlight shining through the trees illuminating him. He's wearing a hooded cloak and smiling down at a green snake twining around his wrist. /end ID]

I am rereading svsss right now and work has not been horrible for the past few weeks so here is some fanart

Edit: Thank you for IDing @bytedykes !!

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Shen Yuan revealing his real name to Luo Binghe can be very romantic in fics

But imagine how funny it would be if it's revealed by Shang Qinghua

Shang Qinghua: A-Yuan! How's it hanging?

Luo Binghe: A-Yuan?

Shang Qinghua: Huh? Has your husband never told you his real name?

Shen Qingqiu: No I haven't...

Shang Qinghua: Well shit, sorry for deadnaming you

Shen Qingqiu: What?

Shang Qinghua: Get it? Because that was your name before you died?

Shen Qingqiu: Get the fuck out of my house

Luo Binghe: SHIZUN HAS DIED MORE THAN ONCE?!?!

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Shen Qingqiu, pissed off during a peak lord meeting: when I die I want Shang-shidi to lower me into the earth, just so he can let me down one last time

Shang Qinghua: bro c'mon

Yue Qingyuan, abruptly overcome by jealousy so intense that he's on the verge of a qi deviation: but I thought I was the one who let Xiao Jiu down the most...?

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Shen Yuan, realizing he doesn't have the faintest idea what Airplane's real name is/was: hey so what were you called back in our "hometown"?

Shang Qinghua, abruptly nervous: uh, well, I mean does it matter? You know my handle anyway so why is it important?

Shen Yuan: I don't know. aren't you curious about my name?

Shang Qinghua, profusely sweating: nah not really bro, the past is the past, it's probably better to just leave it where it is

Shen Yuan: I guess that makes sense... how philosophical of you.

Shang Qinghua, still hoping he can take the fact that his name was "Luo Binghe" to the grave: yeah man I mean it was a whole other life. I'm not even sure I remember anymore.

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"