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it’s fucked up that road trips make me so incredibly tired, even if i didnt drive at all. like i just sat there. why am i exhausted.
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THIS IS ABOUT A SONG LMAO
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so confused when people say taylor swift got cancelled bc of kanye and kim. like did people actually take that seriously? i don’t think she was cancelled. all i remember was people going “damn that’s crazy. anyway”. like I’m glad she made her side of the story clear but was it ever that serious
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you are the prettiest girl ever.. buttt i think you should start your life over:) yessss from the very beginning
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adding a "Sad!" at the end of sentences will never not be funny now, trumps tweets were like a Cambrian explosion of linguistics
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can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.
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In other news, a FOI request found out it appears that Kyle Rittenshouse failed the USMC entry exam so badly he's perma-banned from ever joining the USMC
Dude must be a grade A psyche case of the fucking MARINES dont want him.
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christian scripture: "Today a calf gave birth to a hot and ready 14 inch pepperoni pizza. You know what that means. Yuuuuup. Christ is king."
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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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