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“Babygirl i know music genres you’d bully me in 2010 for knowing.”
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"Not with that attitude!"
Why does Billy Butcher look pregnant sometimes? Is this your doing?
What the fuck? No! He’s probably bloated from all the smoke Hugh Campbell blows up his ass.
The only time I’ll ever take credit for someone looking pregnant sometimes is if it’s in relation to @ashortdropandasuddenstop
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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism
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Mori's eyes widen and he lets out a squeal, hiding his face in Kevin's neck. "Ah-- It's too corny-- and-- uisdaggh!!" he rambled, overcome with butterflies. He felt like the girl lead in those cheesy romcoms. "y're too much!"
So... I'm thinking, to be blunt, we don't exactly know each other too well.
I guess what I'm trying to ask is, do you want to go out somewhere... at some time?
[Cgi-blowme //aka the future husband :P]
“Oh. Yeah, sure! When and where?”
@cgi-blowme
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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god
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😭 + ❤️🩹
"..Mr Norrington.?" Mori blinks, standing at the doorway to The Seven's meeting room. "You.. you're crying? I um. Sorry to intrude—" he takes in a breath. "You okay..? I just. Um. Smelt blood as I passed and— and you're, um. Are- are you hurt? Do I need to get help?"
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I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness
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— ARE YOU OKAY?
Concerned roleplay starters. Send me...
(Send 🔄 + any emoji to reverse the outcome.)
😭 to find my muse crying.
🤕 to find my muse with an obvious injury.
❤️🩹 to find my muse trying to hide an injury.
🤢 to find my muse visibly sick.
🩸 to find my muse after they've been in a fight.
💤 to find my muse passed out.
🥴 to catch my muse as they faint.
🌧️ to find my muse in the rain without an umbrella.
😵 to find my muse half dead in an alley.
🫳 to put a comforting hand on my muse's shoulder.
🫂 to give my muse a comforting hug.
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Mori’s face was warm enough that even Kevin could feel it. He was blushing like a bride on her honeymoon. He just couldn’t help but let out a whimper. Fucking virgin.
Mori is the first to to pull away, his pupils dilated and breathing laboured. “Oh.”
So... I'm thinking, to be blunt, we don't exactly know each other too well.
I guess what I'm trying to ask is, do you want to go out somewhere... at some time?
[Cgi-blowme //aka the future husband :P]
“Oh. Yeah, sure! When and where?”
@cgi-blowme
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//back home!! Blasting the AC and snacking away because the Philippine heat is no joke (why is the humidity at 82% </3)
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//gotta make a time travel verse.. totally not cos my partners oc is from the 1920’s and i want an excuse to ship them.. nnoo…
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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you should like, gently lean your head on a loved one's shoulder. methinks
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“Something something The Deep.”
https://x.com/alsamahi/status/1781414452199412052?s=46&t=bsANUa8oD-sbOe5FJNr4_w
//tagging @cgi-blowme cause I think it’s funny
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“…no it won’t.” Mori stutters, glancing away. He’d heard that a lot. And was also partially sure it was true but he’d rather not think of that.
Mori’s eyes widen as his blush overcomes his features. He purses his lips, thinking well and hard before nodding. “Mhm. Yes,” he says, trying to downplay how flustered he’d gotten.
So... I'm thinking, to be blunt, we don't exactly know each other too well.
I guess what I'm trying to ask is, do you want to go out somewhere... at some time?
[Cgi-blowme //aka the future husband :P]
“Oh. Yeah, sure! When and where?”
@cgi-blowme
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lil comic me nd my partner @amaryllisarts made because we thought it was funny
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