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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?

Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one

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Those bombs be bussing

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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post

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no such thing as too much love. or too much garlic

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watching zionists crash out over the fact that the place with the second largest jewish population in the world isn't kissing the ass of their genocidal regime is deeply satisfying.

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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jack off all trades, masturbate one

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It should be illegal for billion dollar gaming companies to buy studios under the guise of "funding new projects and making them 1st party studios" only to lay off every fucking god damn person from the companies they just bought.

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i love the mental image of the nova au btw. necromancer gideon getting into an argument with you and doing her boisterous annoying shit talking about how she could explode your spine out of your back with a snap of her fingers (doubtful), and you're just about to call her bluff when you notice that her little yappy dog of a cavalier is standing just behind her giving you the most intimidating look you have ever seen in your life. this five-foot-nothing coil of lean muscle with a sword is looking at you like she's trained her entire life to kill you specifically. she is looking at you like she's wondering what your jugular tastes like. she is looking at you like she's already bested the devil in single combat so just imagine how completely unconcerned she is about her ability to put so many new holes in you your soul is going to sink to the bottom of the river in minutes. her necromancer appears completely unaware that she's even in the room.

you politely end the conversation.

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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whoa you guys arent gonna believe this but i just saw moses come down the mountain again with a medium sized rock and he said theres a thirteenth commandment that just dropped and its that you cannot watch videos with sound on in public or you go to hell forever

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I have inherited a pair of small tomato plants in pots. Mansplain how to keep them alive to me.

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