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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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me existing: am I doing something wrong?
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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking
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Happy werewolf Wednesday 🌕
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Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
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still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"
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i think itd be nice to be a goat or satyr. id love to eat an aluminum can someday
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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"
"non-binary."
"huh? wha? what'd i say?"
"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."
"right. non-byrony."
"oh my god"
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Jean Grey the second she sees Ice Man
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