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Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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The dog boarder put a bandana on him 😭 Shy of it
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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”
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o please o please o please o please o please
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would anyone like to hear my nine or ten pertinent fables before bed
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How it feels to be autistic and work customer service
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