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my favorite junji ito panel

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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woke teenager SHOCKS record store owners by ordering in fluent classic rock

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very nice suggestions tumblr, thank you

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I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

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*beats my meat to the porn game I'm playing but strokes my chin pensively to properly acknowledge that the character writing and worldbuilding are genuinely fascinating*

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she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

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Are you telling that I have to install and play the tutorial and get through the beginning of the game in order to be friends with this freak I saw someone draw on the internet? That’s like a million things. Can’t we just be besties like right now

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Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

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When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

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jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14

tyrion for some fucking reason:

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I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day

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siuan and moiraine.

i just really love my beloved girls.. in another turn of the wheel where they never went to gitara's study and nothing bad ever happened. i guess <3 #GITARAHATECLUB #FUCKGITARA!

art prints of this and my other siuanraine art are available in my inprnt shop <3

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Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search