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CLUB STUPID [SMAU]

SYNOPSIS - Club Stupid, an anonymous podcast meant for the dumb and dumbest to send in unspoken and nonsensical thoughts about issues they face in their day to day lives and for Y/n to speak out and give her opinions and feelings. Normal feelings though, nothing romantic like how she thinks this lazy guy with questionable hair in the volleyball club is actually pretty cute.

PAIRING - SUNA x FEM!READER ft (inarizaki & shiratorizawa + other teams)

GENRE - crack + fluff and maybe some angst thrown in between

STATUS - completed!

A/N- I’m trying to forget about school leave me alone and enjoy some Suna 🙈

started [09.20.20]

ended [10.10.20]

[PLAYING: Club Stupid]

1 - country thots

2 - mysterious and alluring

3- fish have more sparkles in their eyes

4 - Goshiki, play “Califronia Girls”

5 - hoes think alike

6 - coming to you live

7 - true love in the making

8 - said too much

9 - ya-hoo

10 - gelato?

11 - is this what børns meant

12 - strawberry milk

13 - hair ties

14 - no one is safe

15 - a friend who happens to be a guy

16 - simp since first year

17 - feelings are stupid

18 - happy tendou day!

19 - the YN disease

20 - get her a body pillow

21 - tickle in my chest

22 - you are guac baby girl

23 - you called me rin

24 - yeah probably

25 - premarital hand holding

26 - keep her happy

27 - the L word

28 - epilogue

[THANK YOU FOR READING]

EXTRA - hair tie dilemma

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AGHThFBFHfHG ARTIC MONKEY

hq boys + arctic monkeys.

a post for some of my favorite boys and my favorite band! will do a pt.2 at some point if anyone is interested. or the same sort of deal with a different artist.

featuring: miya atsumu, sakusa kiyoomi, tendō satori, suna rintarō, semi eita.

𝖒𝖎𝖞𝖆 𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖚. ★ one for the road.

“the mixture hits you hard. don’t get that sinking feeling, don’t fall apart.”

atsumu knows it’s wrong.

this certainly wasn’t a part of the agreement. however he wasn’t expecting every part of you, every little detail of your body to steal his heart completely. he can’t help but feel stupid.

his heart plummets when you cling to him, even if he knows it’s only because you’re close to being tossed off of the peak of your high. or those rare mornings where he has the privelege of waking up next to you. you were simply too spent to head home. that’s what he tells himself.

the grip he has on your hips suddenly starts to feel different every time you’re together. it’s gentle. no longer aggressive in the haze of his arousal. i love you. he wishes he could say it, but you already see it in his eyes.

𝖘𝖆𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖆 𝖐𝖎𝖞𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖎. ★ despair in the departure lounge.

“‘cause she isn’t there to hold your hand. she won’t be waiting for you when you land.”

when sakusa ended things between the two of you, he was more than positive it was the right thing to do. he simply fell out of love, and someone like him has no patience for really sitting down and sorting his feelings out.

but now he’s sitting on a plane after a tournament instead, surrounded by people he’s never seen before in his life, and feeling anxious because he can’t find even a glimpse of you in any of them. his hands shake— not something he’s familiar with. it’s getting harder and harder to breathe under his mask.

twenty minutes.

that’s how long he stands at baggage claim, waiting for his luggage and thinking about how he’ll be entering a nearly empty apartment in a few hours.

𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎. ★ suck it and see.

“you have got that face that just says, ‘baby, i was made to break your heart.’”

you’re a little drunk.

clinging onto satori with everything you’ve got on your walk home from the bar. he listens to your giggles and intoxicated babbles with a grin on his face, arm slung over your shoulders lazily but prepared to catch you if your wobbly legs decide to take a tumble.

for a fleeting moment, your head rests on his shoulder. your cheek smooshes against the fabric of his sweatshirt while you look up at him with starry eyes. his heart beats a little faster when he finally decides to meet your infatuated gaze.

he doesn’t care if this is the start of his greatest love or the worst heartbreak of his life. he’d do anything to keep you looking at him like that.

𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖆 𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚. ★ 505.

“in my imagination you’re waiting, lying on your side with your hands between your thighs.”

coming home to you. that’s all rintarō wants.

he’s never been the type to dream or worry about being tied down. he’s young, seemingly followed by success. he could have anyone... which is something you’re sickeningly aware of. you keep your distance sometimes. you don’t allow yourself to stay at his apartment for too long out of fear.

the fear of getting even more attached, and finding out about something that may crush you entirely. it’s frustrating for him, but he’s not going to push you.

he’s just not sure how long he can fantasize about you laying in a bed you both share every night, patiently awaiting his arrival so he can drown in your comfort.

𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖎 𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖆. ★ do me a favour.

“...to tear apart the ties that bind. perhaps “fuck off” might be too kind.”

so this was it.

the thrilling conclusion to your relationship, if you could even call it that, with eita. your tears are angry, filled with nothing but frustration and the nauseating feeling of unrequited love.

eita glares. that’s all he can do. despite how hard it is to see you in such a vulnerable state, at his hands nonetheless. fuck off. he doesn’t recognize your voice. it rings in his ears, though.

you’re shaking, reaching for the door handle on the passenger side where you’re seated. it’s simply the beginning of the end.

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Kimetsu no Yaiba 🎃 Halloween Hashiras 2020

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a thank you illustration from furudate-sensei to everyone who has supported the series!

greetings from the team captains!!

thank you for your support!!

hinata: the pressure is intense Σ(･口･)

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“worst songs to have sex to” with Haikyuu!! Boys

Characters (aged up): Kuroo, Akaashi, Oikawa, Asahi, Bokuto, Sugawara, Nishinoya, Iwaizumi, Osamu, Atsumu, Ushijima, Tsukishima, Kenma, Tendou

Warnings: only 18+ pls. NSFW (smut crackfic. vaginal and oral sex, dick riding, thigh riding, unprotected sex, fingering, nipple play, mentions of food play)

A/N: Every time I try to write smut it just turns into a crackfic. When my friend sent me a spotify playlist called, “worst songs to have sex to” by vradin, I just had to make this. Please enjoy and please listen to the playlist on Spotify (such a gem).

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Kuroo Tetsurou can’t even get past the first song on the playlist during your make-out session. As soon as you hear the lyrics “In the arms of the angel,” your mind shifts to those ASPCA commercials with the sad animals and you immediately start bawling. Instead of consoling you, Kuroo just breaks out into his hyena laughter. You guys don’t have sex for weeks. 

Keep reading

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Credits to Artist: 極限の道 on pixiv

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cult

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The Big Tiddy Committee

Thank you @hqstuffsforme and anons for your hard work 😞 You’ve done the world a great service

Also inspired by @nekxrizawa hands headcanons

PLS GO FIND ELLE AND READ Setter Hands Headcanons and Middle Blocker Ones!!!!!!

Bokuto - President and Founder

Ushijima - The Face (tiddy?) Of The Committee

Iwaizumi - The Biceps of the Committee

Daichi - The Dad who makes the group actually functional

Honorary Members:

Sakusa - The Tiddy that Drips Gucci

Osamu - Chief Chef of Staff

Trying to Get In: 

Atsumu

Hinata

Kiryu

Goshiki

Aran

Literally fkn everyone, it’s a coveted group

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Intagram quality sucks so im posting this here

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“DON’T YOU LOVE ME READER-CHAN?!?!”

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Atsumu and Osamu

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My DM enjoys making demon characters/NPCs when we play DnD. So I helped her make a “demon generator” 😀. 

I thought it’d be fun to use this generator to make an Obey Me demon OC 😂. I screenshotted the generator and drew this OC based on the results I got. Since my url is Kimarisgundam, I guess my OC’s name should be Kimaris 😂

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I would like my ice cold, please

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The "D" in "Delusional"

Tsukishima's clothes are probably enjoying the time of their lives right now, not clung to a sweaty 17 year old volleyball boy but instead vacating in god knows where, whatever covering on the male's translucent skin were beads of sweat, all making up the frustrating atmosphere. He still can't figure out quite why he was on his knees, the typical comic "face down ass up" pose, struggling for dominance. You decided it was finally his time to top, and thus, the ass is thrown back.

"Oh wait, I dont have a fucking dick," you said.

The narrator face palmed.

[written for a male friend, the dialogue was exactly what he said]

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”