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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLLIE WE LOVE YOUUUU
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Happy birthday Lucy gray<3
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Happy birthday Nox
Don’t eat any matchs
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All of them lived happily ever after and nothing bad ever happened, trust me 🥹
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Eurylochus and Ctimene quotes
(Ctimene is Odysseus' younger sister and Eurylochus' wife)
Ctimene: We have a problem. Eurylochus: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Eurylochus: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Ctimene: That's great, Eurylochus. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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Ctimene: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Eurylochus: Marry me.
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Ctimene: Can you cut me some slack, Eurylochus? I’m sort of in love. Eurylochus: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Ctimene: I’m in love with you. Eurylochus: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Ctimene: I'm trash. Eurylochus: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Ctimene: Ctimene: You smooth motherfucker. Ctimene: And yes it does.
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Ctimene: Goodnight to the love of my life, Eurylochus, and fuck the rest of y'all.
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Eurylochus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Ctimene, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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Ctimene: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Eurylochus: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Ctimene: I said within reason, Eurylochus. How about I murder that guy? Eurylochus: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Ctimene: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Eurylochus: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Ctimene: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Eurylochus: Stop.
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*Ctimene and Eurylochus are in Paris* Ctimene: I'm…moved. I…I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel…destiny? Eurylochus: But… Ctimene: I don't know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and… Eurylochus: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Ctimene: Yeah. Eurylochus: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Ctimene: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Eurylochus: Okay, alright.
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Ody reuniting with his sister fanart ‘cause I don’t see enough of it
(ALSO. I’ll get right to drawing requests this weekend I’ve just been really busy with work)
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Eurylochus and Ctimene bonding over cooking my beloved
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I love the various modern interpretations of greek myths, how we now with all our human psychological understandment can propose ideas (well, headcanons) about characters. I'm saying that just to say Odysseus would be PEAK older brother behaviour with poor Ctimene. He's the older brother who grimaced when he first held his younger sister, who'd cut the head of her dolls, who'd sing "CTIMENE AND EURYLOCHUS SITTING IN A TREE!". He hides under her bed waiting for her to come to sleep and then yell to scare the shit out of her. And for that, Ctimene is peak younger sister behaviour as well. When Odysseus got the scar from the boar, she must have been like "Am I the favourite now? ^^". She steals her brother's clothing and watches as helpless Odysseus tries to get someone to help him. She marries one of his BEST FRIENDS and will brag about it any time she can. All in all, I propose to y'all: Peak sibling behaviour from Odysseus & Ctimene. Thank you for your time.
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Hand me over your ktimene design and headcanons now, this is a robbery
(I'm joking of course I'm just collecting ctimene designs like they're pokemon)
a mene just for you
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