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slut school!

teach us how to suck dick using dildos and condition us to have our pussies wet and slick when he give head and pleasure a man. have us crave the feeling of a real cock in our throat by teaching us that in pleasuring a man, that is where we will receive true gratification.

make us practice holding onto our orgasm and testing us on how long we can hold out before cumming and out bodies shuddering to a stop

punish us when we don't meet your expectations by abusing my sensitive clit with a vibrator strapped to it whilst you hammer my pussy for hours and grunt between thrusts about how i need to take my homework seriously, and how no man will ever give me their cock if i dont satisfy them before cumming myself

give us penpals, in the third year - where we are assigned a man that we need to please for a week - and at the end of the week, we're all put in a whorehouse specifically for our penpals, with our legs chained in position so that our holes are presented to them, and they can take it in turns to use all the different holes on display

make it expected for a girl to walk into class with cum dripping down her leg

make it our purpose to set our fake plastic cock on our seat before we sit down for class

make it our ambition to be called to the front of the class and forcefucked in front of all the other girls

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I need this this morning, please stuff my pussy with your tasty fingers daddy I need it so bad 😞

🪷🌼🪷🌼🪷

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🪷🌼🪷🌼🪷

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If people keep asking me a million questions when I first wake up

And I'm in pain

And I'm tired

I'm sorry

Baby's gone

Bitchy is here

I'm gonna stab someone in eyeball 🥰

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one order of needy femme ready for pick up**

**rough, nasty lesbian sex

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Hey

At least baby knows when she gets her drink spiked

Her body will evacuate whatever it was within the hour

Thank fuck I was already homeeeee

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don’t flirt with me, I moan and look into your eyes while sucking on it.

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Cause it's cute

If you don’t want my fingers in there, then why is your mouth so fucking wet?

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it’s femme friday and no one’s bent me over and fucked me stupid. what’s up with that?

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So like.... Do we??? Asking for me

Oop

For a femme

Which is me

Do we fuck with femmes who want fingers in their mouth? Who want a thumb slowly rubbing across their lip before shoving it in? Who touch themselves with fingers in their mouth because their oral fixation has them that desperate to suck on something?

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Getting called cute by a lesbian is better than crack

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I think it's so cute when like, a man, or a Dom or a masc or a butch someone who is... More masculine or stoic ey y'know gets needy about you.

Fuck me

Nothing hotter than them begging to see you

Or just asking to see your pretty face

Nothing hotter than that honestly (like in a respectful way, y'know)

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Omfg I forgot about monster fucking

Uh oh

It's so good on this app man

Idk why Cthulhu is peak daddy Dom but. . . Gonna need a different blog for this 🤣🤣

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what about a bar with a Free Use Happy Hour?

sluts drink free

asking for a freebie is consent to be used

free drinks come with a little red wristband wrapped around them that goes on your wrist once you've finished the drink

you don't have to get any drunker than you want to be! people who want to fuck the drunkest sluts can just count the wristbands

(the bar makes money by kicking out anyone who isn't drinking every now and then, so non-sluts still have to buy drinks to participate)

anyway people can start groping and fucking you as soon as you've finished your first drink, but if you want more you can just stay at the bar and get fucked from behind while you're ordering and drinking them

no dress code but your clothes are probably gonna be soaked in cum at minimum so you may as well go in your cheapest, tiniest outfit

if you only want to be a little tipsy you can down a couple shots and then go lay yourself out on a table or hang out near the toilets waiting for someone to use you

alternatively if you're determined to pass out on someone's dick and wake up with unknown volumes of cum leaking out all your holes, go right ahead. one of the bar staff loves taking still life photos of unconscious sluts lined up along the bar with bottles plugging up their used holes to save on mopping time

(if a bartender thinks your actual health is in danger but you're still asking for more they'll just jerk off into a cocktail glass and feed you that so you can still get another wristband. you're too drunk to tell the difference so he's probably doing your liver a favour)

take off the wristbands when you're done and someone will call you a taxi (free if you let the cabbie use you on your way home)

just a little fantasy I came up with while I was supposed to be focusing on something else :3

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I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.