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Not usually one to purchase brand name products, but I swear to god there is nothing that Dawn dish soap can’t do. WTF is in this stuff. (Do not tell me.)

I feel like it could wash the sins off my evil blorbos’ souls. Cause I mean, it just washed the months of accumulated spilled horror off the bottom shelf of my fridge. Easily.

How do we even still have superfund sites?

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Will saying something about brain worms and Hannibal replying with something about the maggots of the mind

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Googled to see if this really happened, and yes - it would appear that the bees have decided to continue what the yacht-destroying orcas started.

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In the club

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“How did you get so big?!”

(via)

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

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Simple entertainment

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How it started…

…

…vs. how it’s going.

i have a question

what happened to will's glasses? like...i might have missed it or maybe they don't let people have glasses when they're in prison/jail/framed by their bf (which is CRAZY if true but iguess technically it could be a weapon to someone clever enough) but like

he just exits the cage with no glasses and serves a little bit extra without them. did accepting that he's a little bit evil cure his poor vision? is this his Clark Kent #design??

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character development methinks

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