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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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Catholics are super strict and cause a lot of religious trauma.

No. At least, if you follow the teaching of Christ properly then that's not what that is. That muttering is something that a lot of Christian street kids do. It's basically a mix of jokingly saying "don't let this annoying thing be a thing" whilst also saying "God, you love and forgive all your children, I'm sorry for all the wrong I've done to survive". Make sense?

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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It does most of the time. And I'm not a cop anymore!

Don't mind Jason. He's christian.

You know there's nothing wrong with being Catholic Christian, right?

You've got religious trauma.

My trauma has nothing to do with my religion.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Uh, ok. I'm Steph. White streak is Jason.

Please don't let this be a thing please God if you love all your children don't let this be a thing

Tiny stabby one is Damian.

Tt.

And our boy in blue over there is Dick.

You do realize I'm no longer a cop? Because people tried to kill me for doing my job?

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Do you know our names?

I've just realized we didn't properly introduce ourselves.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Sounds like every bat is an ass.

Language.

English.

really?

Yes.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Technically, Batman isn't a furry. No fur and doesn't look much like a bat. So on a technicality, not a furry.

Casino? Is he not also a doctor and CEO of Wayne Enterprises?

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Wonderful.

So, in your universe, Thomas Wayne still lives, right? What does he do?

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Steph?

hm?

Maybe don't potentially annoy a Joker?

oh.

.

If you don't mind me asking.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Surely he should know I had nothing to do with it. I had left the League about a year before it happened.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Apparently.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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His jokes aren't really my thing, but he's a good kid at heart.

He got violent at me because my grandfather is the Demon's Head.

Oh yeah, that was a fun fight to break up.

I don't envy you, Steph.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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No... no I am... I wasn't thinking...

In his defence, Todd is incapable of thought, especially with matters like this.

I just saw green hair and purple and that smile and you said Martha and I was back there and I'm sorry I'm so sorry

Do you go through that thought process when you see JJ?

Sometimes...

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Holy shit...

I'm sorry...

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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[all four of them jump at the gunshot]

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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When Bruce lost both his parents he became Batman. So no, "I lost my dearest son" isn't enough for me.

And here I was wondering how you died in the first place, Todd.

Damian!

No no, if the kid wants to do, let him. Why do you think I died?

Because you don't know how to shut your mouth.

Wrong. My mother sold me out to the Joker. You insufferable brat.

Jason!

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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Is anyone else confused?

The multiverse, Brown. Tt.

Come now Dami, no need to be rude.

Am I the only one who wants to know how Martha Wayne became the Joker? This feels like tonal dissonance.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]

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You're... Martha Wayne?

I thought she was dead?

She is... I met her in the afterlife.

Fou- four? Four! Oh four of you, all in one place! Oh how exciting that is!

What the fuck-

Who are you and what do you want?

And how are you related to the clown?

[Damian in the background, sword drawn ready for a fight]