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the ideal friend group:

history nerd

autistic dude with a pet salamander

jesus figure warrior-cook

cyborg pirate assassin

immortal alchemist who still has a thing for his shitty ex-boyfriend

solar deity

lunar deity

bardcore band

shapeshifting sentient glass container

and last but not least, the souls of five child geniuses piloting a mecha

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gays help me out, also leave your answer + your orientation in the tags

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a full SAGA of chaos choices in the diner in the centre of your mind

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Happy five year anniversary

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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ALT

don’t forget during the WGA strike that animation is not covered under the WGA deals and as a result animation has gotten the shortest possible end of the stick in under-staffing, under-paying, and generally turning the field into gig employment.

please sign the petition here for Disney to recognize animation production workers as a union and reblog this post!

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Patch Notes: Scadrial 1.1

-Mistborn spawn rates have been nerfed

-Feruchemist spawn rates have been nerfed

-Misting spawn rates have been buffed

-The snapping and savant mechanics have been updated to accommodate spawn rate changes

-Allomancy is no longer locked to non-Terris players

-NEW CLASS: Ferring: Play with only one feruchemic power!

-NEW CLASS: Twinborn: Play with one allomantic and one feruchemic power!

-The Lord Ruler raid boss and Steel Inquisitor enemies have been removed from the game

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QUICK EVERYONE TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE FALL OUT BOY ALBUM OR SONG RIGHT NOW PLEASE ITS FOR SCIENCE

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how do you infinite scroller webcomic people DO IT

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If you think about it, Shakespeare pioneered the genre of real-person fiction, paving the way for works such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. Therefore, Shakespeare is directly responsible for Miku binder Thomas Jefferson. In this essay, I will

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Yippie Plinko

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hollow knight is 50% off on steam right now. about $7.50 USD. for seven dollars you can irreversibly rewire your brain to have hollow knight disease, which is where instead of a brain there is hollow knight

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As above so below

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda) Characters: Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Riju (Legend of Zelda), Link (Legend of Zelda), The Yiga Clan, Sidon (Legend of Zelda), Tulin (Legend of Zelda), Yunobo (Legend of Zelda), Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda), smattering of original characters, Master Kohga Additional Tags: Angst, Post-Canon, totk spoilers, Trauma, everyone here has trauma, Selectively Mute Link (Legend of Zelda), though he more often uses sign language, Dialouge Heavy, Reincarnation, Ganondorf is a child, and not an exact reincarnation, the Yiga Clan are done fucking around Summary:

For the first time in thousands of years, a voe is born to the Gerudo. What should be a time of celebration and festivity is soured by the memory of the Upheaval and Demon King's revival just a few short years prior.

And it seems not everyone is content to let the Demon King rest.

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Listen. I am thinking about how Zelda sacrificed everything, lost herself and transformed in order to save Link. How she swallowed the secret stone so she could reach him all these years later, and how she did it for love. And Ganondorf, how he swallowed his own secret stone and sacrificed everything out of hatred. How he was willing to lose himself if it meant destroying Link. His dragon was born from hatred, and Zelda’s was born from love. And how in the end, love was able to conquer and win. They were perfect foils and it made the ending all the more emotional to me

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48hr tumblr blackout proposal

tumblr mobile has seadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.

examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.

the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:

reverse the recent image viewer update

scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting

let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely

increase efforts against spam / porn bots

make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam

let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time

commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!

(suggestions welcome!)

to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.

I suggest the 48 hours between the 30th of June to the end of the 1st of July.

this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).

tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).

you can find out the times and dates for your timezone here.

i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!