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what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die
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It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength


… I’m just saying
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Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
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Tom Hiddleston: I’m Tom. That’s short for Thomas.
Chris Evans: I’m Chris. That’s short for Christopher.
RDJ: I’m Robert. I’m just short.
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魔法少女育成計画breakdown by btrn
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What I’ve seen in the psat tag as a senior
Those two guys, bill and Dave or something, are gay
Dolphin whistles
Lmao nice contract sweety *rips paper*
Mothers hate to be told thanks
T A P E S T R Y
All of America hates cheese and Wisconsin except for Wisconsin
Animals get smaller with age
The psats are on mental health day wHaT a CoInCiDeNcE
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psst, commissions open ~ dm me here on tumblr for info link :D
family member needs help >,< thank you! ♥
Closed~! Thank you to those who ordered and those who signal boosted ^^ ♥ I’m so happy :D
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fun astrology game
use this to determine your dnd alignment
sun sign
aries: neutral / true
taurus: neutral / true
gemini: lawful
cancer: chaotic
leo: chaotic
virgo: neutral / true
libra: lawful
scorpio: chaotic
sagittarius: lawful
capricorn: chaotic
aquarius: chaotic
pisces: chaotic
moon sign
aries: good
taurus: good
gemini: neutral
cancer: evil
leo: evil
virgo: neutral
libra: good
scorpio: evil
sagittarius: neutral
capricorn: good
aquarius: neutral
pisces: good
reblog and put what u got in the tags!
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the entire guardians of the galaxy soundtrack is the best fucking thing in the world and now COME FIGHT ME
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THANK YOU!!! i love this!💙✨

Aquarius Sun, Pisces Moon, Taurus rising, ENFP
@floodsummers
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whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night
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the orbit of the planets in our solar system
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Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
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