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It feels impossible sometimes to talk about your experiences as an asexual person without getting lumped in with purity culture because it’s somehow simultaneously true that society hates sex and puts sex everywhere so both people who want to express their sexuality and people who don’t want to participate in it end up having knee-jerk reactions to each other because we’ve all built up defense mechanisms ready to trigger at a moments notice so you try to talk about how sex and romance is everywhere and inescapable and you don’t wanna be involved with it and then people blame you for the kink at pride discourse when you weren’t even thinking about that

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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there's an alternate universe where the hit game Final Fantasy™ 7 is actually a manga called "my life sucks so i'm sticking with the one winged angel" and the main character ends up w sephiroth

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godheim lars - tyrant emperor, took the throne by force and killed his own relatives, able to harm even cael due to his royal blood

eden lars - "if anyone were to fight me i think i'd die on the spot tbh"

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regular lovebrush guy when you go to a new location: "yeah this place is nice i'll go wherever you like"

clarence: "??? did we just teleport"

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lovebrush mipys

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He said

rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten 🤍✌️

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Paranormasight spoiler warning below!

I went to go look at fan art and there are only like 20 pieces? Guess I have to help myself. I want to draw Tetsuo, Yakko, and Mio, but I couldn’t come up with anything silly so I think I’ll draw more serious art of them later.

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there's no way rindude's in genshin now

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Do you think Miguel showed footage of Gwen getting her neck snapped 100 different times to her or did she find out about her fate via a bunch of Spider-Men trauma dumping on her

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call that a gender fender bender

prints

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SPIDERBAND !!

available as a print here!

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I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.

Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.

Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about

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UM HELLO?? HELLO HELLO WTF HELLO WTF?!!!?!??

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strawberry mice cream

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flower frog