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toxic old man yaoi 💥

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I’m convinced Sheila gave it to him for Valentine’s Day or something like that. And of course he was a dick and pretended he didn’t like it but secretly thought it was cute and kept it

Venture brothers tumblr should be able to see Phantom Limb plushee . This was in the home is where the hatred episode is btw

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Dr. Mrs. The Monarch aesthetics

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Blue Morpho and the Monarch’s mom, from The Art of the Venture Bros

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Who’s out here drawing a character that’s never spoken a line of dialogue, never given an actual name, and has only literally two appearances which both last for about 10 seconds each?

ME the answer is me cause I think she looks neat and I hope we get more info on her…. eventually, or ever.

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these 50+ year old men are so fucking homosexual

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Venture Bros doesn't have a lot of women but it is great at showing the consequences of being surrounded by that hyper masculine environment, if that makes any sense. Like yeah cool it's fun to live in a mommy-free adventure world but these people are all super damaged now.

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Someone asked for Phantom Limb headcanons but I can't open my asks on mobile so here you go

He spent the majority of his childhood alone in hospitals enduring useless medical procedures and surgeries. Like years at a time. That crap-ass wheelchair (if you look at it close in the Boy's Brigade picture it really is bad) was a nightmare and absolutely contributed to him being a humorless dick as an adult. Endless physical pain and a constant reminder that his family hated him.

He's shitty with women because he spent his teen years watching Team fucking Venture be the worst examples of how to treat women

When he can't sleep he comforts himself by getting up and looking at his stuff- his paintings and cutlery and crap. Like he has to make sure it's still there. Sheila thought this was super annoying. At least 50% of the reason it didn't work out with them was that he was incredibly hard to live with.

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Richard Impossible is almost certainly the first/only friend Phantom Limb ever had growing up. He's probably the first person he ever had any real attachment to at all.

The Boy's Brigade was a huge disappointment but he stayed because of Richard. You couldn't waterboard that info out of him tho.

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I don't deserve this right now I didn't wake up from a coma to feel like this let's just look at pre-accident Phantom Limb with his shirt off

Fun canon fact from the commentary: Boy's Brigade era Hamilton had a crap-ass broken wheelchair because his family fucking hated him

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The joke about Phantom Limb buying all those pathetic self help books is funny and I loled but it also says a lot about his character pre-revenge society. Killer super powers. Highly ranked in the guild. He had money, a great car, a fantastic house and a hot girlfriend he treated like living furniture.

All this and he's convinced himself there's some big truth to the universe he's not understanding and once he figures it out, he will be...what exactly? More successful? Fulfilled? Happy?

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Where did Jonas get his mean girl posse? Did he just collect them like he did Kano and the Blue Morpho? Did he ever have to get nasty and underhanded to keep them in line, or were they all so equally morally bankrupt that it was never necessary?

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*hunter gathers voice* this is my shitty boyfriend hamilton and this is his shitty boyfriend richard. Hamilton is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Richard, and Richard's gay for Hamilton. And also I hate Richard

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