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GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU-

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just a matter of time

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

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Would you rather...

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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horikoshi drop spinner’s book please i want to read it

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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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The pornbots sucked but man at least they weren’t trying to capitalize on a fucking genocide.

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I noticed our periods aren't synced, are you mad at me?

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the fact that throughout all 430 chapters of my hero academia horikoshi didn't show a single glimpse of deku's dad is the funniest thing he ever did. he was never important. we can make up whatever fate we want for him and nobody can refute it. i propose that he stepped on a landmine and exploded

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Me heading to AO3 knowing that the My Hero Academia fanfiction is going to be lit:

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what if ochako didnt grow her hair fully out as an adult is because once it reaches a certain length all she can see in the mirror is himiko

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FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES???

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Time to take a deep breath because thank FUCK they are part of his mask and not his hair

Are those RAT TAILS???