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Lonely hours: [OPEN]

I have candies, cake, fanfics and good music. Now I just need friends :(

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Harry: I hate capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Harry, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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[giving directions]

Shawn: Then you’re gonna wanna go in one direction-

Niall: *tries not to laugh*

Shawn: You okay there man?

Niall: *snorts* *giggles*

Shawn:

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Harry: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

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1000

It’s been 1000 days without One Direction and I’ve never missed anything more.

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“Pa pa Pa paaaa Pa pa, pa pa Pa-pa Pa-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaaa!”

Original photos of How I Met Your Mother, I don’t know about you but I absolutely love them! <3

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i can’t reblog it, but i guess this deserves an endless reblog, no?

ctto

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How I met your mother Lockscreens • Se usar de Reblog ou Like •Requests are open

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Character 1 enters the room, covered in sweat: I'm sorry I'm late, I got detention

Character 2: Explain

Character 1: So, I told my teacher I had to pee

Character 2: And?

Character 1: He told me I was already in P.E

Character 2: Then?

Character 1: Things got wild

Character 2: Was this supposed to be... A joke?

Character 1: I don't know, did it work?

Character 2: Shut. Up.

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Character 1: I hate you.

Character 2: I hate you too.

Character 1: I hate you more.

Character 2: No, I hate you more.

Character 3: I KNOW YOU WANT TO MARRY EACH OTHER, YOU FOOLS! JUST DO IT! MARRY EACH OTHER AND MAKE CHILDREN AND A MOVIE ABOUT HOW YOU TWO MET AND WRITE A BOOK TOO!

Character 1: ...

Character 2: ...

Character 3: DO IT!

Character 2: Propose me!

Character 1: Marry me?

Character 2: Do it right.

Character 3 gives 2 a terrifying smile.

Character 2: I-I mean... Yes, now let's make kids and do a movie and write a book and die together.

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To any suicidal followers I may have:

This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on! You are strong and you deserve to live and be happy!

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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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hood black girls deserve respect

suburban black girls deserve respect

quiet black girls deserve respect

loud black girls deserve respect

all black girls deserve respect

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Peter: [holds door open for Steve] After you.

Steve: No, after you.

Peter: I insist, after you.

Tony: [pushes past both of them] After me.

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If you decide to use the annon as a use of hate

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