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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet
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How to feel like a person?
dont live with your mom
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#i got to do an eeg as part of a study once#yknow the weird helmet that records your brainwaves#at one point i got to see the wave chart it was so awesome#and the study was playing this game but i also wasn’t able to show any signs of frustration. literally the only L
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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
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I wonder when they are going to put you down
they tried but then I decided to put myself back up
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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you should never admire living people because they could still do something to disappoint you in the future. if you really like someone and they're still alive you should kill them while they're still good
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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