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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

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I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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Ranked competitive breast growing for cis men as an esport designed to crack eggs.

The rule is that if you turn out to actually be a trans woman, you're disqualified.

So all the eggs, because everyone who willingly signs up for this is obviously an egg, are constantly playing 5D chess in the Discord trying to get the rest to admit it.

It's like Death Note except instead of a notebook that murders people it's a contrived online competition

Breast Note

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I mean, it's at least little bit funny how Hasbro's efforts to position Dungeons & Dragons as a universal entry-level game have managed to undo thirty years of development in D&D's culture of play and we're back to litigating whether "you should create characters who actually have a reason to go on adventures rather than expecting the GM to do backflips to justify their presence" is unreasonably imposing upon the player's creative freedom like it's fucking 1994.

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VIVENA

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DO CARE + DID ASK + BOOBS BOUNCE AS I WALK UP TO YOU TO SAY HAIII

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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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guy after using a teleporter for the first time: oh god, i am... i am a completly different person, created ex nihilo, i am not the guy who stepped into the teleporter, i feel different now, i have a new understanding of myself, more femmenine, maybe ill transition...? operator of the machine: ma'am, this works by way of worm holes

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Sometimes, I want to be a robot girl. Outside of the context of kink, I mean, which is what I largely see on this site. I mean the kinky stuff, too, but just what the ramifications of being a machine could be intrigue me a lot.

Robot girl who can temporarily disable emotions that aren't useful or socially appropriate.

Robot girl who can power off when she's overwhelmed.

Robot girl who can patch her missing knowledge about social situations and rules.

Robot girl who can change her body at will.

Robot girl who shows you her operating system because she wants you to know her. Really, really, know her.

Robot girl connected to a whole network of other robot girls so that she never feels alone.

I just want to be robot girl.

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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the idea that monogamy is the default is so funny because "monogamous" people actually love to fall in love with multiple people.

it's just that when "monogamous" people do it, they feel ashamed about it, fail to communicate about it or potentially get punished for it if they do, try to repress their feelings, fail, breach everyone's trust and make a big mess of things, and then blame it all on polyamory saying that it inherently doesn't work.